The Gay Has Arrived

He / Him. Writer; Drama and writing Graduate; Queer. Politics, Poems and Memes

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RIP Arti, 9 May 2026

Arti, offline name Hal, known here as @catsarehumanstoo, died on Saturday 9th May of complications following surgery. He was surrounded by family and friends, including me.

I've been friends with Arti since we were 12 years old, and we grew up alongside each other both online and in-person. He was kind, clever and generous, with a wickedly dry sense of humour, and I will miss him more than words can express. He loved cooking, comics and films, of which his absolute favourite was Speed Racer (2008).

Despite being close friends, in recent years our online circles didn't overlap much. If you had any interaction with Arti, I would appreciate you reblogging this so that we can get the word out. If you were a friend of his and would like to talk, my DMs are open.

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"Levitating" with every second beat removed

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Lyrics! This one was a little tricky to transcribe, but there are some moments in it I really enjoy!

I hope you all like it too:

If you wanna ree I know-a I can take ya fry, Had a premenell into a music don't sty, Glitter in the spitter in m' an itch, so die, If you feel a little bit o' hit me at the guy, You wa, I wa My shu I'm lu The mu, We're Yeah Yeah Yeah,

Ooo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Ooo, all night, cmon dan I'm loo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Ooo, all night, cmon dan Ahm

I believe the jelly and I ain't as written car, We can go wheree'a' now and nothin's ever far Glitter in the slitter inna anish, so die, Feel like we're fuh and we get together less the gar,

You wa, I wa My shu I'm lu The mu, We're Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yooo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Yooo, all night, cmon dan I'm loo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Ooo, all night, cmon dan Ahm

Pray with me, betray with me, Thank you for Yeah Yeah Yeah A-Woooo Pray with me, betray with me, Thank you for Yeah Yeah Yeah Woooo

I'm just like a rockstar, Feelin so a law-slaw, Even if i was gnaw, Yeah Yeah Yeaa I'm just like a rockstar, Feelin so a law-slaw, Even if i was gnaw, Yeah Yeah Yeaa

You wa, I wa My shu I'm lu The mu, We're ru Ooo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Ooo, all night, cmon dan Pray with me, betray with me, Thank you for Yeah Yeah Yeah Woo Pray with me, betray with me, Thank you for Yeah Yeah Yeah Yoo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Yoo, all night, cmon dan Yoo, Moonlight, girlmight, Starlight, Yoo, all night, cmon dan Ah

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"Centuries" with every first beat removed

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I had the lyrics ready and everything I can't believe I missed when this was posted. Shows how busy I've been recently.

Anyway this one was significantly easier than the last couple have been! Enjoy:

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Ember me, En't'try.

Mama's teenage, Know it's wrong with, Kids are all; story zone, Heavy metal bang bang.

C'mon, come at me, Bruises on your finger, This is four two darkness achoo, Never met you fix your SAAAAAA

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Member me, En't'try.

A doctor that knows mine, I was only done mine, Jack it off as long as there's a dead horse over I-I oppose annie uhhhh? You're a cherry you're about to look so donezo-

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Member me, En't'try.

We've, been river, (foreverrr) Here's, the Frube, (frozen foobe) I, could swever, You're, the pube,

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry. We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

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"Bad Guy" with every first beat removed

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I had the lyrics alll lined up for this and totally missed when it was posted! Anyway, here you go. This one is partially coherent. Only some gibberish:

Blur, Red, Blood on slin, Hunted all's crim, Round no bull's stim, Krill,

Bliss, Both knees or tea, Queue, please or cry, When will you pull? Circle,

You're a tie, Really ride, Gettin light, Chess or pie, I'm tha Bay, Mamma say, More-friend aight, Moose you're type, I'm the b'd g'y, Duh

I'm the b'd g'y,

I, want to go again, You, then owe me, Yeah, play your glee, ah'ooh

Muh, Likes sing of me, She, sing on thee, Oh, the ill pea; U-meno,

You're a tie, Really ride, Gettin light, Chess or pie, I'm tha Bay, Mamma say, More-friend aight, Moose you're type, I'm the b'd g'y, Duh

I'm the b'd g'y, Duh

Only bein' badddd, baaaddd

Like when mad, Get some glad, cherple, Duchess, I mean, Idonseesmumesomwhere cool.

I'm a baad… Puh I'm a baad… Imma Puh

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As the war continues, the skeletons succeed in breaking another siege and bravely scale the walls.

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"Jump Around" with every second beat removed

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LYRICS!

I won't lie, folks. This one's bad. I try form actual real words whenever possible but. A lot of the time. It really sounds like the groaning of a dying beast. Enjoy regardless:

Up pack it, Let me back in no meef, thats a wunt as a sock in but I got him played a role, cool; Get-up, Score, no I hope you got that jummof, Monsterstomasomesfuckin buster inna then I take the feelin, Amps in the got no cops in a donut shop, I got tits on my gommomapa, Camageda Camageda, get at ya pround, Pround, Pround, Pround, Pup Jumpup Down Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! I'll serve your un-makina Girlstep Smackina, H-word to ya, came to drop got more rhymes L's got So Just like pun I've retain a yon stain you get I got, chew ain't got, If you come, rotgun.

Do you're a fad do, Tryin us, you takin, I got the some getcha when I shoo shoo Camageda Camageda, get at ya pround, Pround, Pround, Pround, Pup Jumpup Down Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Cream of the Christ the never eat a piggies a C YEAH I turn my narnold schwarzener tryna play me zip my names is ayay ag no po, get used to yell wanam yupup-ududupup get head and then you doin the dead, cominage cominage, plitin at lumin a w- Camageda Camageda, get at ya pround, Pround, Pround, Pround, Pup Jumpup Down Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Yah! This K! Tch, Z, Dh, Bic, Grahza,

[kaban-bang]

It seems the new slop meta is "AI generated porch cam videos"

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Yeah I was fooled too but here's a vid breaking it down.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[sanitymakesposts]

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

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"APT" with every second beat removed

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Lyrics, since this is another song I enjoy!

Chae-ga Laendo game laendo game

Gay Tart!

Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh

Kissy Kissy Fenty Home, I'm kiss your reel,

Red Red That's what I'm, Come dump then bail,

Don't you melange babe, Don't you melee down, Eep twirl night craze, All you do is meep, get;

Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh

Ever, ever, ever leg, Turn us to a club, I'm drink smoke party leg, Gun be good,

Don't you melange babe, Don't you melee down, Eep twirl night craze, All you do is meep, get;

Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh

Hey, Sip the gay, Ready? Cus I'm getcha, getcha Halt! Die on my way! Yeah, yeah-yeah, On my way! Halt! Die on my way! Yeah, yeah-yeah, On my way!

Don't you melange babe, Don't you melee down, Eep twirl night craze, All you do is meep, get;

Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh (meep get!) Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh (meep get!) Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh (meep get!) Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Ah Papa't Uh, Nu-uh

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it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.

[petr1kov]

showing these panels to everyone

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

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If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.