markiesdatBoI

Hi!! I’m on Wattpad and Ao3 as MarkiesdatBOI!! I also ship a lot, unless I share about me updating, this tumblr is where I store my Vld shitposts...

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Lance: what if someone kidnaps me?!

Pidge: only a matter of time before they bring you back...

Keith: I say in at least 5 seconds..

Lance:

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Shiro: *on the phone* you’re doing your homework, right Lance?

Lance: duh of course I am

Keith: *takes phone from Lance* Hi I’m homework

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Merry Christmas

Pidge: Okay But think of this..a mistletoe but instead of kissing the person, you fight them..

Keith: HEY LANCE! MY BUDDY! MY DUDE!

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Voltron Christmas

Keith *opens present but it’s empty*: What?

Fandom: that represents the number of times we saw you in season 4

Keith: -_- oh..ok

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Keith opens present but it’s empty: What...

Fandom: that represents the number of times we’ve seen you in season 4

Keith: -_- oh ok

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Things the fandom made up that aren’t canon.

Keith is Gay

Keith is Lactose intolerant

Lance is bi

Pidge is the ultimate shipper

Allura is Space mom

Lance is Corans favorite

Hunk makes the best food (which is true but-)

Keith is the ultimate moth man believer

Pidge and Keith work together with conspiracies

Hunk is the second ultimate shipper

There’s a bunch of other things but that’s most of them.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[ugggggghhhhhhh]

What the hell. Why not.

[iluskatastroof-blog]

it’s worth a try (:

[geniusismymiddlenameforreal]

please hope my short drama production tomorrow night doesn’t go like shit

[thecosplaysquad-blog1]

Worth a shot

[zeclaris-deactivated20180731]

I’m a spiralling breakdown I’ll take anything I can get

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Let’s see how long I’ll Remember to Reblog my own post!!!

READY? GO

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Today is Nov 17 2017 and it’s currently 11:58 pm almost 12:00am so..yay 💩(I’ll add a different emoji everyday!)

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Let’s see how long I’ll Remember to Reblog my own post!!!

READY? GO

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My favorite thing about the Klance fandom is that whenever Jeremy gives little hints at Klance-canon or not- everyone just assumes he’s now locked in Lauren’s basement...and I honestly approve.

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Heyy! So question about the Ao3 account! Is there supposed to be something there? Or are you working on something? If you are, when do you plan on getting the first chapter out!

Welll..here’s the thing! I was planning on working on my first chapter today (Nov 17) but Ao3 is down right now! And my draft will be automatically deleted on the 21 so I’m in a HUGE RUSH trying to get it done! But thanks for asking!

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Buzzfeed Unsolved cuz why not

Lance is 100% Shane and Keith is 500% Ryan

Lance talking to the ghost: “what if…I played monster mash on repeat? Then will you show yourself?” Keith: (wheeze) “Lance no-“

Something falls in an unknown room: Keith: [UNHOLY SHRIEKING]

Lance: “this place feels like there’s a presence near by..” Keith: so now you feel it?” Lance: oh..wait..never mind it’s just the feeling of YA BOI in the room”

Keith: gets knocked unconscious by a floating object

Lance: “man gravity sure is strong today!”

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Me reading the rude comments for Jeremy after his interview

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Me reading all of the hate for S4

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I’m fucked

So Keith am I right? Sacrificing himself, going alll out, NEARLY DYING. And this isn’t the first time either oh no honey it’s not, whenever he would charge into battle on his own, and gets hurt, he could have died, yeah, no big deal, remember when he had tried to fight Zarkon on his own, his lion kinda broke, and Zarkon was zoowgity zoowgity comin for that half galra booty, yeah unless Shiro didn’t come in and save Keith he would have been some dead half galra meat. But he does that, not because (as Allura said) he relies on instinct than skill alone, not because he’s a selfish bitch, nah none of that, mostly because he thinks he team wouldn’t care, and that they would be better off without him, he doesn’t want them to worry about him doing something reckless because he’ll be dead so what’s there to worry about, yeah, he doesn’t have anything at home anyways, he’s found Shiro, they’ve got a solid plan for Lotor, what do that need him for, even though he’s risking his life at 18, what the fuck is there to worry about? Right? RIGHT? *cries because my brain is a bitch*

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Lol

I’m still laughing at the fact that they’re packing supplies and shit and Keith looks Allura straight in the eyes and puts that mask on even after her lecture...My boy is a savage.

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Keith in a green suit jumping from a counter: I’m gay!

Lance laughing with tears in his eyes: it’s time to stop!

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(Lance falls and possibly breaks something.)

Keith laughing his ass off: mmm Whatcha sayyy-

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(Keith gets knocked over by a robot and possibly hurt)

Lance: WASTED!