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Husband: "Sometimes it’s hard to sit still."

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Husband: "My 🍆 does." We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "Roll up to her gorgeous garden and you’ll see she’s an Ace." (Note: This is a special mother-in-law guest post, so you see where Wifey gets it.) We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense. https://tishmywifesays.com/

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Husband: "A.K.A. winter, and I'm not ready for all the months with her cold brain."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "There is no escaping the mess that is Trump’s America"

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Husband: "Fruit? Or breed of dog? Either way it was tasty." We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "In a world where anything is possible, some people choose to remain impossible, and they will drive you nuts if you let them."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "Sometimes even I can't make sense of her non-sense."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "I on the other hand could easily fall a hay."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "#lockdownlife #covid #notdeadyet."

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Husband: "Whatever you think this is, it isn’t. (Hint: 🥜 + 🍌 = 😋)"

"We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "She means, "There is no normal," and she's never been more right about anything."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "For once, I have no words."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "When life gets dumb, get comfortably numb." We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "When you ride a broom it's going to stick the landing." We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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Husband: "Who knew? Bruxers are bedroom farmers."

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Husband: "The place where her vocabulary lives is also cozy and cute."

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.