I do what I want.

99% reblogs, 1% pics of my scaly companions on queue. Enjoy.

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[king-turtle-of-shit-mountian]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

They big

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[mayothompson]

this guy is from an alternate timeline

[dicknurse]

“…what”

[youcoolbaby]

good good parenting

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[illegallize]

[mustardtigress]

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[the-memedaddy]

[oursuperadventure]

You know that feeling when you’re standing in line and the person behind you is just standing WAYYY too close? ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ☠️

This comic is from my new book, Video Games and Pizza Parties, which is available now on Kickstarter - http://kck.st/2MJSSET

We’ve just passed the halfway way for the campaign which is very surreal! It’s been super fun to post a comic every day this month as well. Thanks to everyone who’s backed so far - you’re the best!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[commiegoth]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Artist Illustrates Daily Struggles Of A Modern Girl Whoever (I LOVE these - click for more)

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[pickleston]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit