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19 • nj

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[pizzaswag]

panic at the disco isn’t a phase you never grow out of listening to them you might drift from them for a bit but you’ll always come back it’s like the fucking mafia

[alwayssarahurie]

King 👑

[ofresave]

What’s a soulmate? Stucky

[kittyseb]

W-O-W

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

“When you beat him in pool then the cue ball goes in and you technically lose.😑😂” (via sarahuriesays)

[chrishemsworht]

“Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.”

Happy 35th Birthday Sebastian Stan. (13.08.82)

[youngveins]

taken from here

[gaymathematics]

Me meeting a new white person: you’re on fucking thin ice, buddy.

[patdsnaps]

video by warpaintbaby_ // 7.29.2017

[heavenlybrendon]

Brendon Urie on Nightline

[bastille-with-wwdke]

Not to be too basic but a whole audience singing a song in unison along with the singer is one of the most beautiful things ever.

[cungadero]

normal webpage: error, unable to load page

this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

[brendonurieworld]

☆ American B e a u t y  / American P s y c h o  ☠

[sayurprayers]

[brendonurieworld]

♪ Brendon Urie as Charlie Price → Kinky Boots: Soul of a Man ♪

[heartbeatracing]

how did the emoji movie actually become a movie