Destroy All Titans

My name is Eren Jeager and I hate titans. - Indie RP blog for Eren Jeager from SNK.- ~Please read the rules/about~

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And on that day, humanity was taunted a second time.

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[shiraazu]

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ハンジ・ゾエ

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[sees picture of favorite character’s face] [covers own face with hands] [makes frustrated noises]

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( I should work on drafts but my motivation is gone atm :') I may try later....)

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More Crack Rp Sillyness

Mikasa suDDENLY SCREAMS. Eren jumps Eren: Are you ok?? Levi starts, spilling the hot chocolate all over his pants. Levi frowns. Mikasa: A spider bit me. Eren: Is it poisonous? Levi shrieks. Levi: We need to smash it into smithereens. Levi gets up suddenly, looking for a hammer. Eren: ( the idea of Levi being terrified of bugs makes me laugh. Totally my headcanon Levi: ( WHEEZE S YE S HE IS TERRIFIED OF THEM. Eren: ( HUE HUE HUE Mikasa: No idea. Mikasa lied about the spider, there was no spider, she just didn't have a reason for screaming. So she made one up. Mikasa is a dumb. Eren stares blankely at her Levi is rummaging around in the background for a hammer. Levi gives up and lays on the floor. Levi: Fuck you, spider. Eren smirks and sneaks off to his room Eren returns holding something Levi is mumbling stuff into the floor, still drunk apparently. Eren carefully approaches heichou and places a very realistic rubber spider on his face Levi: Eren? Levi reaches up to his face, feeling a tickle there. Eren scoots the fuck away Levi SUDDENLY STARTS SHRIEKING AND STANDS UP, JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. Eren CACKLES WILDLY Levi: NO NO NO FUCK THIS NOPE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF Eren falls to the floor laughing Levi CONTINUES SCREAMING, RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND TRIPPING. Eren lAUGHS HARDER Levi FLINGS THE RUBBER SPIDER OFF OF HIS FACE, BREATHING HEAVILY. Levi lays in a crumpled heap for a while, sobbing. Eren CANNOT BREATH Eren now feels bad Levi: (WHEEZES THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY, I'M SORRY) Eren makes a fresh cup of hot chocolate and sneaks over to levi Eren gently taps his shoulder Mikasa crawls over to Levi, petting his head. Levi lOOKS UP, HIS EYES ALL SWOLLEN AND PUFFY. HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS. Eren tries to hold back laughter. he is tryng to be kind Eren offers him the hot coco Levi sniffles, oblivious to Eren's stifled laughter, Mikasa's pat, or even the fact that the spider was not real. He takes the cup and just stares at it. Levi: Thank you Raccoon Boy. Eren: No problem Levi drinks the stuff. Eren ignores being caled racoon Levi lazily pats Eren's head, his face still puffy. Levi: There was a spider there. Levi: It was whispering to me. Mikasa is just. Mikasa covers her mouth oh my god he is so drunk. Eren chokes back laughter Eren: O-oh really? Levi lookS AT THE BOTH OF THEM, DEVASTATED. Levi: Yes. Levi: It was telling me about its family. Levi: Apparently it had three kids. Levi: And a dog. Levi: But it tickled my face with its dusty legs and it made me upset. Eren chokes Levi starts crying again, dribbling snot and saliva everywhere, including on his uniform. Eren gets him a tissue Levi eats it, unsure of what else to do to console himself. Eren: Umm... Levi: What? Eren gets a towel and dabs Heichou's face Levi: Thank you. My face is upset. Eren pats his face once he's all clean     Levi suddenLY HUGS EREN, PATTING HIS HEAD. Levi: YOU. YOU ARE A GOOD SOLDIER. Eren: A-AH umm.. Eren pats his back Levi: SUCH A GOOD DAMN SOLDIER. YOU MAKE THE SCOUTING LEGION PROUD. Eren: ( haha omg this is cute Levi: I'M SORRY FOR KICKING YOUR FACE IN. Levi: IT WAS KIND OF FUN AT THE TIME. Levi: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT. Levi sobs. Eren: Ahh it's..ok umm

Levi clings.

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SnK Alphabet ↳  M for Mothers  

Happy Mother's Day!

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Eren visiting a makeshift grave for his mom on Mother’s Day.

Eren placing a bouquet of flowers on the grave.

Eren telling his mom how he has been doing.

Eren telling his mom that he has been trying.

Eren telling his mom that he misses her greatly and crying.

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don’t worry Eren, you’re not the only one

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I’m giving this to my mom tomorrow

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ERE-… MIKA-… AR….conn… histori….

*cough* nevermind.

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( I got work in a bit so I am going offline for now! )

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"But aren't you and I dating?"

Eren nearly chokes as he looks over at her in confusion. “I..what? We hardly know each other..”

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Eren’s face heated up as she nuzzled into him. “W-well…their more affectionate than friends and in a different way than siblings. They spend a lot more time together and do things like uhh..k-kissing.” He explained, rubbing the back of his head.

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"Oh," she mused, "like Farlan and Levi then? They kiss." 

Isabel understood now, but she couldn’t help but wonder…what would it be like to kiss Eren? She knew Farlan and Levi kissed because they really really liked each other, and she knew she really liked Eren. Her face went red and she wrapped her arms around his shoulders in a friendly manner, cuddling up to him.

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Eren briefly wondered who Farlan was. Isabel mentioned that name a lot but it did not seem familiar. A thought occurred to him and he turned to look down at her. "So..Levi has kissed someone?" He asked, arcing an eyebrow.

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Closed with titankillingracoon

When she was asked why she did what she did, she gave but one answer:

"Because its fun."

Most killers have a motive. Some believe they’re doing people a favor, other’s only kill those who’ve harmed them. Not her. She killed simply for the fun of it. Was it twisted? Hell yeah. Did she give a flying fuck? Hell no. The sadistic pleasure that came from it all had beaten out the guilt a long time ago. And there were so many ways to kill: poison, ropes, axes, chainsaws, and her personal favorite, knives.

Alexia’d heard she’d gained a nick-name with the FBI and what-not: Temptress of the night. Looking back on it, she figured that was a suitable title. After all, that was another name for a succubus. She’d normally lead men back to her house, though instead of sex, she’d kill them. Hell, it was better than sex. Though, her preferred method was sneaking through windows and slaughtering entire families.

Of course, she wasn’t stupid enough to not have a disguise. A simple all black masquerade mask covered her face, and a sleek, elegant gray jumper on her body. Top it off with gray and black gloves, and there you go. Though, her suit was now bloodstained from her most recent activity. Alexia stared down at the pool of blood on the floor and she ran her fingers through it, smiling to herself. Her joy was short lived, though. Flashing lights appeared outside the window, followed by sirens. Silently, she stood, pulling her knife out of the torso of a man in his mid thirties. She snuck out the back window and quietly made her way back to her house.

Alex removed the suit, tossing it in the laundry room and pulling on a t shirt and sweats. She was so good at what she did, she was able to walk around and live like a normal human being. She smiled to herself before walking over to the couch and turning on the TV. “You’ve done it again, Seaver.” She said to herself with a smirk.

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The sirens wailed loudly, flashing red and blue lights cutting through the dark street as the cop cars gathered outside of the house. Eren winced at the noise. He had a splitting headache. The young detective had been up all the previous night going over case files. They were the same files he studied every night, though new information was always added.

The Temptress of the Night. An extremely dangerous individual and one of the most wanted criminals in the country. Eren had been chasing after her for nearly two years now, but to no avail. It always seemed that just as he had her she found some way to slip through his fingers. He did not let that deter him though. Eren Jeager was determined to bring monsters like her to justice.

"Fuck it's cold.." He cursed under his breath as he rubbed his hands together in an attempt to warm them. What he wouldn't give for a pair of gloves right now, he lost his old pair. He made a mental note to buy some when he was off duty.

"Detective!" Eren was snapped out of his thoughts as an officer approached him. "What's the situation?" He asked.

"White male, mid thirties, multiple stab wounds to the chest." The officer responded. "We think it was the Temptress. She...got away again"

Eren slammed his fist on the hood of his car, making the officer jump with surprise. "God dammit!" He hissed through clenched teeth.  "And there were no witnesses?"

"Other than the person who heard the scream and called it in? N-no.." The officer stammered, taking a step back. Detective Jeager was known for his rather short temper and as a result many of the younger members of the branch were a bit nervous around him.

"Tch...shit." Eren growled. It was always like this. He could never seem to get a break. He took a step away from the vehicle and began to make his way to the house.

Time to get to work.

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( whoop I was working on a long draft and now it is dinner time. Be back in a bit )

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"But aren't you and I dating?"

Eren nearly chokes as he looks over at her in confusion. “I..what? We hardly know each other..”

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Eren blinked at her. “That’s…not a normal relationship to have to begin with, Isabel.” He said as his expression turned into a frown. “I mean like…” He huffed in frustration as he tried to find a way to explain that wasn’t completely awkward. Geez I’m bad at this stuff…

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Isabel groaned in annoyance, moving so she was standing next to him. With a sigh she laid her head on his shoulder. “You suck at talking you know. Maybe you should get some help with it.”

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"I talk just fine!" Eren argued. "Not my fault no one ever taught you what dating is…" He grumbled as he looked at the ground. He shuffled around awkwardly as the girl rested her head on his shoulder.

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Isabel pouted, nuzzling her head into his neck. She did this often with Levi and Farlan when she felt a little lonely or bored. “What do people who are ‘dating’ do Eren?”

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Eren's face heated up as she nuzzled into him. "W-well...their more affectionate than friends and in a different way than siblings. They spend a lot more time together and do things like uhh..k-kissing." He explained, rubbing the back of his head.

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"But aren't you and Armin dating?

"For the last time, Hanji. Armin and I are just friends."

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"I still don’t believe you, Jaeger."

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"You can believe what you want but that doesn’t make it true."

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"Does it really, Eren. If people believed titans were good, does that make it true?"

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"Nope. And that’s exactly my point."

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"Oooh, you used logic, goddammit, now I have truly lost this battle, your more clever than I thought, Titan Shifter Boy."

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"Of course...I'm not an idiot. And don't call me that."

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As soon as he placed the whipped cream on her nose, she closed one eye and tried to use her tongue to lick off the cream. It wasn’t a surprise that she couldn’t do it, but she pouted anyway and whined, “I can’t get it off!” Then she turned to Eren with a cute smile and asked innocently, “Can you help me?”

Then, she stepped closer to him, expecting him to help her with her “dilemma”. But in reality, she was just getting closer to him to eventually steal a piece of his crepe. Roxy really couldn’t help but be flirty. She was always flirty with cute guys around her age.

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Eren's cheeks turned a light shade of pink as she stepped closer to him. "H-Help you? Oi...I put it there for a reason. G-get it off yourself." He stuttered, taking a step back.

Close. She was too close. This was awkward. They had literally just met and yet she was asking him to do something like this. At least he thought that was what she was implying. Eren gulped as he took another step back, not even noticing that she was reaching for his crepe.