Greetings all

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[bettedavisgf]

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It sounds like she’s woven herself a cocoon

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: Instagram

[pissbunn]

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[bogleech]

They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

[melodyofthevoid]

:O

[artimu5-is-odd]

[emilysbakeshop]

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

[greenteatheatre-deactivated2014]

[twitblr]

I wish I could relate (x)

[mikkaeus]

I-

thank you twitter, this is the only recommended topic post I’ll accept

[kingsofeverything]

[sandandglass]

[thevoidfarer]

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the great british bake off always comes through with the relatable content

[freeshavacado]

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Okay but true

[aidaughter]

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

[dunce-hat-deactivated20221117]

skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[thee-boo-cocky]

Officially this look is now Camp™️

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[sapphire-burns]

[music-daily]

Mitski Working for the Knife (2021)

[p0rn-daddy]

my true love story

credit

[cookii-whore]