selina meyer's side chick

i’m into stuff for the narratives i can force onto them

[forzasnoopy]

[hatecauldron]

i don’t think we should call the spanish driver the king of mexico maybe

[vegasgrandprix]

can’t stop thinking about the fact that checo went to the mall last week in a suburb of houston texas alone, looked visibly distracted, got a massage in one of those kiosks in the middle of the pathway where they’re cracking your back in front of god and the staff of wetzels pretzels and then posted the “i am not leaving” wolf of wall street meme… what intrigues me most about checography is that unlike with chesearch, no amount of study will ever make u able to predict his next move. for example, charles strutting around in a woman’s floppy hat seems like a natural next step for the plucky puppy protagonist of a child’s story…. but checo will be experiencing something that nobody has ever experienced before. like madlibs but the results are “public callout for cheating by your teammates mother” and “dad reveals contract was re-signed through posting custom yeti tumbler made to celebrate”

[penaltyboxboxbox]

literally wearing my logan hat today that he signed and i. wow. anyways i hope every williams car blasts into 40 pieces every race the rest of the season

[archivingbarca]

FCBarcelona: Always with us.

(twitter, 24/08/24)

[tomsturbotwinks]

Logan knew what he was doing... he instinctively knew he was racing an illegal floor, so he opted to destroy it in the name of sporting integrity.

[carcinogenictoast]

the og “alex albon appendix effect” was actually the 2008 stock market crash leading to jenson button’s wdc

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

Inspired by this absolute gem ✨

[oscarcito]

maybe alex albon has also been terrorized by loscar lacy edits and the narrative that they aren’t friends anymore and decided to put a stop to it. by asking him if they’ve fucked

[homeroom86]

gavi and his position…i

[vegasgrandprix]

im begging you please expand on your gaslighter james vowles theory 🙏

[vegasgrandprix]

[gayrandalgraves]

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[vegasgrandprix]

carlos trying to paint piñon as a humble country dog… ok? & between roscoe & piñon… who has been 2 a movie premiere?

[vegasgrandprix]

pinon to roscoe, apparently:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[hugaddict]

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

[krystal-prisms]

This is so cool

[memecucker]

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

[kragehund-again]

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell