Take me to wonderland

The day i die is the day ill be truly happy.

[fomysquad]

[mhyinart]

[maybe-moonbeams]

#this is my boob now

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

Your cat looks like it’s planning world domination

[karmacharmeleon18]

Today the boob, tomorrow the world

[mediamattersforamerica]

You need to watch this full video.

(Video originally by Benjamin Hancock)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[rayanne42]

thinker of tender thoughts// tattoo #3.

[lunacrystals]

oh my

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

[irreluhventt]

somebody write this on my tombstone

[tits-andshit-blog]

My thighs r too fat

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[versaceslut]

“nicki and iggy hate each other”

ummmm??? then explain this

[approach]

its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[genuinely-think]

[lemondifficult]

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

[mindsmadeoutofstrings-deactivat]

[ddemonio]

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

[diamondsare4evabby-deactivated2]

omg thissssssss lmaoooo