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Me Before Trying To Get Any Sleep

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5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

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I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is

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The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image.

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reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000 of shit on your ex boss’ lawn

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this is straight outta back to the future

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too all lighter thieves

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the-sky-traveler

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

anonymous-bosch

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

askragtatter

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.