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I'm Tyler / 22 / California / This is my blog, it contains things that entertain me. Enjoy.

[mannytoodope]

Michael: Sounds like a good dentist. Dwight: Oh, yeah. Michael: What’s his name? Dwight:  Crentist. Michael: Your dentist’s name is Crentist. Dwight: Yep. Michael: Huh. Sounds a lot like dentist. Dwight: Maybe that’s why he became a dentist. Michael: Let me see your teeth. Let me see ‘em. Let me see ‘em. Dwight: [reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael  Ahh. Aaaah. Michael: You should… floss. Dwight: I know…

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rudy_mustang)

[goodtime555]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[father-tu]

今村優一’s VIVALO Tokyo ,Japan

[cinemagorgeous]

By artist Cathleen McAllister.

[stilldoingscience]

You know I’ve never done a chia pet but I tried really hard

[mothmanliveshere]

You know what? He’d be proud of you

[stilldoingscience]

Thank you

[noppokun]

[memewhore]

[father-tu]

shot by Gavin

Natty’s All-City Thunderdome

Portland,Oregon

[gif87a-com]

[xoxo-meia]

Later that day

[polovinn]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[ratbeast]

I Cant Believe i never posted this

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Nuclear Sharingan

[tastefullyoffensive]

Seven very majestic seconds.

[userlarri]

Uh, it’s saying the server went down? Does anybody know that password? ‘Cause otherwise we can’t do any work.

[wholesomemes]