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[importantandunavoidable]

i need to put kosher salt and rubbing alcohol in my head and swish it around to clean it like a bong

[tragicwaif]

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

[zoesupreme]

[ushirominya]

Relaxing Wood Soup for Sleep

[dogpuppy]

[filmphotofranz]

[eebie]

the daniel that couldnt be damned

[lemonsweet]

still so fucking funny

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[oliviawebsite]

new order if they wrote songs about basketball

every time i see you ballin'

i get down on the court and play

[rivertigo]

[dogpuppy]

[cardassian-artistry]