whitney smiled as titty took her hand and they started walking together. she really enjoyed that titty radiated positive energy, and seemed like a very genuine person. titty was easily one of the most attractive people whitney’s ever met, but it was nice to know she was a sweetheart as well. she laughed at titty’s statement, shaking her head. “boone’s a good guy and he’s definitely cute but uh, no nothing like that. and that’s… good to know. i’m still trying to figure out how to just get down and dirty with someone attractive. i mean, i’m sure that’s not something you have a problem with since you’re like an 11 out of 10, but how do you just approach someone and go ‘hey, wanna bang?’ without it being weird or being rejected?”
“Aww that’s too bad. I would have totally winged for you two. Plus, he’s staying in my room so I would have totes left if you guys wanted to bump uglies for the night.” she smiled, snapping her compact shut. “Oh my god stop, I totally get rejected! I showed Danny my thigh the other night and he didn’t even look at me. I was more devastated than Josh Hutcherson in that bridge movie when the little blonde bitch falls into the river and gets merked.” she nodded, looking hurt as she placed a hand to her heart. Danny’s playing hard to get was kind of hot, but men usually went with that act for a day before breaking. A whole week was longer than she was used to. Titty hummed in thought, “I don’t think asking someone to bang is ever weird. If you go into it with the same confidence as you would asking for a coffee then you’re fine. Besides, you’re super hot. If some meathead douchebag doesn’t want to bang you then you know where I am.” she laughed, leaving a lipstick mark on the girl’s cheek before heading into the bar. Titty sat on the stool, ordering a drink before turning back to Whitney. “I’m gettin’ the vibe that you’re not used to one night stands and stuff.” Titty said, grabbing her drink and taking a long swig. “You a virg? It’s okay if you are, I heard a rumor there’s some other virgin in the house.”
whitney was finishing up doing some dishes when she heard titty. she knew she didn’t get the opportunity to bond with the other girl, and going to the boardwalk sounded like a lot more fun that doing some chores around the house. “if you let me grab my bag then i’m definitely down!” whitney said, drying off her hands and grabbing her purse. “lead the way!”
Titty’s face lit up when the girl jumped at her offer. “I’ll let you grab two bags, babe!” she smiled, though the blonde’s cheerful statement didn’t make much sense. Titty grabbed the other girl’s hand, swinging their arms as they walked down the boardwalk conveniently behind their summer home. “Thanks for letting us crash your two person roof top party the other night!” she smiled, pulling her mirror out to make sure none of her makeup had smudged yet. “Were you like totally flirting with Boone before we got there? He’s supes hot, isn’t he? Between you and me, he doesn’t like things up his butt that much, in case you’re into that. Pretty disappointing, but I respect a man that gives it the old college try.”
Was it Monday? Yes, but that didn’t mean that they couldn’t go out and have fun. It should be illegal to sit around the house like this when there was so much to do outside their house. "Alright, wenches, who's going with me to hit up the boardwalk because I want to hit the bar and the arcade. This bitch is looking to play skee-ball and skeet-ball.”
“I really don’t like it when people call me Joseph, I just get really confused. I was in the confessional room earlier and the camera men in there kept calling me Joseph and I thought they weren’t talking to me because sometimes I forget that’s my actual name…” He said with a sigh, shaking his head. “Anyway, do you think they live inside of the confessional room? Because there’s not a lot of space there.”
“Same. I hate when people call me the ‘C word’. . . and I don’t mean cunt. Cunt is fine. I much prefer that.” Even when Danny called her ‘Corey’ she stuck her nose up at it. The blonde didn’t see Titty and Corey as the same person, and the more distance between them the better. “Joseph sounds like such a top name, and after what happened in the limo I know that’s never happening.” she said, popping a lollipop into her mouth. “I don’t think so. I think they leave there eventually. If they sleep anywhere, I would assume it’s with Danny in his house. Ya know, like how there’s that law that says that soldiers can come stay in your house, I bet MTV has that same thing and are making Danny house ‘em. Ugh. So lucky. I wish I was a U.S. soldier so I could make Danny spoon me in his queen bed.”
hey, mtv! i’m corey petito, but everyone just calls me titty on account of my last name and also because they rejected me from astronaut school since nasa was afraid my tits would cause a solar eclipse if i went to the moon. i just turned 21, but i’ve been making margaritas for my mother since i was 9. my parents never got married because i was a one night stand baby so you can all see where i get my healthy relationships from. my special skills include rollerskating, finding strangers on social media, and giving really good head.
i’m from union city, new jersey. i’m in the part where the homeless people that are too poor for nyc just hangout. some of them are kinda cool– shoutout to drew that hangs outside my bodega and tells me my ass is juicy every day. i’ll miss you this summer, man.
“tell us what you do during the year.”
what do i do during the year? uh well i was going to school for a bit and then the money was too much so i dropped out. it’s cool though, i make money and i have my own life so it’s not like my parents are up my ass about going to school or anything.
“what do you do for work?”
don’t worry about it.
“okay, how did you hear about the show.”
when i first heard about the casting call it was through some mtv casting person hitting me up on instagram. at first i thought it was a sex trafficking scheme when she asked me to come audition, but my mom always says that no one would even kidnap me on account of them not wanting to deal with my shit so i took my chances.
i’ve been watching jersey shore since i was like… 11. that’s probably why i’m a whore and love d*** and p**** as much as i do… am i allowed to say that? the second wave sexual revolution happened, you’d think i’d be able to say d**** and p****** on tv now… i can’t? can i say c*** at least?… what if i’m talking about a rooster? you guys are really f****** oppressive to farmers apparently.
anyway, i’m here to have the summer of a life time!! i just want to f*** a lot and leave with a lil found family. i also really want to f*** danny merk… don’t tell his wife i said that.
MORE ABOUT TITTY
She only goes by Titty or another nickname you give to her. She never goes by her actual name and she kind of hates it when you call her Corey. Her parents, of course, named her Corey, but she tries to have the least amount of association with them and her mom’s house as possible so that’s why she hates it. Her friends are her family and that’s the name they gave her, so she likes Titty best.
Her dad yeeted outta her life when he found out her mom was pregnant, so Titty’s only ever had her mom and a series of her mom’s bum boyfriends. One or two were cool, but the rest she hated.
Her mom was also kinda absent. She didn’t really want Titty all that much and Titty never asked to be born so their relationship isn’t warm and fuzzy. Her mom was never abusive, just didn’t care much. Titty basically raised herself. Her mom never really cared if she went out or stayed out late, as long as she was out of the house and she could be with her boyfriend(s).
Her older friends would drag her to the skate park to smoke and there is where she saw a bunch of girls roller skating for the first time. Something about it seemed cool so she decided to search every thrift shop and Salvation Army until she could find a pair. Titty was like 15 at the time and couldn’t drive, so she just started skating everywhere.
She eventually found herself going to a local rink where she saw a flier looking for girls to join a roller derby team. She lied about her age and joined. Roller derby became a productive escape from home and when everyone on their team plus their coach figured out she was actually a baby, they decided to let her stay anyway because she had a lotta heart and they knew how shitty her home life was. She still plays and is on the same team.
Titty dropped out of school because it became too expensive. She didn’t want to move back home, so she choose paying rent over paying her tuition installments.Unfortunately though, she lost her job because she was balancing work, school, and her derby team. Luckily for her though, the guy who owned where they had derby matches had an offer for her. If she helped him run the betting and gambling on teams that he was organizing then he’d pay her. It’s kinda shady, but it’s easy.
Now that Titty’s on the show, she keeps her whole skate life hush to everyone in the house (besides them knowing she skates and her saying she plays ‘sports’). Her teammates ragged on her so hard when she implied she wanted to go on the show, so she didn’t tell them this is where she was going for the summer and she certainly doesn’t mention them on camera for fear of them being pissed at her for bringing them up on such a trashy show.
She’s also super secretive about what she actually does to make money back home because it’s sorta seedy and she also doesn’t want another mention of roller derby on cameras.
Titty isn’t a genius by any means, but she’s definitely not as dumb as she portrays herself to be on the show. She plays it up for the cameras because she wants to be funny and hopefully get attention. If she can get brand deals or other opportunities then she hopes she can get that money to go back to school.
Her mom might not have been Carol Brady, but the older girls on her team were always really good to her so she kinda picked up on that maternalness from them. She might be a whore, but she’s also a mom friend. She will step in for her friends and be there with a hug if they need her.
Grew up poor as fuck so all her clothes are either from really cheap places or she just got them from her friends. Clothes are just kinda fabric to her and if it compliments her tits then that’s all she cares about.
She is pansexual and will pretty much have sex with anyone. This girl is not picky at all.
