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The vampire was following all their STEPS. Heterochromatic eyes staring, staying silent as a smile appeared on his face. No one ever told this person not to come DEEP DOWN the forest? It seemed like the answer was no. He wondered if they even were from the VILLAGE. Probably not as he could still feel the foreigner presence. Without hesitation, walking away from behind the tree he was hiding, a chuckle coming from his lips.
“Didn’t you know that curiosity killed the cat?”
❝ What in the FUCK —————— ❞
UNHOLY SCREECH followed by a panicked turn - around, the swift movement accompanied by the reaching && withdrawing of the gun tucked into his waist band . Arm extended, he aims quickly, staring wide - eyed down the barrel at the stranger .
He was just trying to pick up some weed —————— He didn’t ask for THIS !
❝ M’not much of a CAT PERSON, actually . ❞
fashicnkiller.
“why would you, like, do something so indecent in the fucking first place?” she doesn’t understand why people have this type of humor or enjoy, really. “how about you just use, like, a normal signature like everyone else.”
❝ Why the HELL would I do that —————— When I could keep doin’ like I’m doin’ ? Whus ya problem, anyways ? Actin’ like you never had any FUN ..... ❞
I’m going to spend tonight finishing the set up for this blog, @unsupervlsed && for @geniumyouth but I should be done by the weekend && posting a starter call !!!
Out of Context Group Chat sentence starters
"May the dancing chicken watch out for us all."
"I'm pretty sure her only thoughts are - I hate you, I hate you, I must hump my brother, I hate you, but she'll allow it."
"Netflix is judging me."
"My mom asked me to explain 'basic' to her because I told her my sister is basic."
"Vagina worth dying for."
"Dick worth being shamed for."
"Yes, I locked him in a cage for a year."
"She is a strong, independent woman who pays for her own nachos."
"What's the etiquette on tipping a stripper for talking World of Warcraft with you?"
"I'll get you neutered if you do that."
"Pick your fetishes carefully."
"I'm on a fetish wiki for you."
"Welcome back, we're talking about fetishes."
"I am sexually turned on by sandwiches."
"Only best friends offer to help you wax your junk."
"Let's mom the shit out of this place."
"Who gets to raise your spawn when you die? She'd rad as fuck."
"You can be the royal dog petter."
"Apparently it's not nice to tell my husband I'm going to name a fat ginger cat after him when he dies."
"Bro, you can court my gay vote any day, but in the most heterosexual way."
"I was just taught the art of taking a selfie by my teenage sister."
"Does throwing up on an altar get you excommunicated?"
"I can also beatbox 70's porno music if that will help."
@fashicnkiller 💦
❝ Turns out Target doesn’t accept your signature for a credit card if you draw a dick on the pad anymore, even if your name is Richard . ❞
so, uh, i really need to get things started, so ……. Here’s a starter call
ruezaki:
❛ I DON’T HAVE any illusions about us being friends. don’t worry about that. ❜ he replies in a matter-of-fact tone, bony hip resting against the edge of the table while dark eyes roam over the meticulously laid out pills and pot.
then, a faint, smarting smile indents the corner of his mouth — his eyes lift, thumb pressing to the swell of his lower lip in thought. ❛ anyway. i never said i wanted to be your friend. i do like your drugs, though. got any e? ❜
❝ Oooh, c’mon, now, that’s cold —————— Got your shit right here though . ❞
Ignoring his own speech, he pulled the front waistband of his pants out, shoved his hand down through it, && retrieved a coin back full of smaller, thumb sized plastic bags ; One of which being filled with a gram of the requested product .
❝ YOU are a lucky man . In another hour I woulda been out —————— You got to it just in time . Now, others would make you pay a good $60 — $80, but since I’m such a gentlemen, I’ll hand it out for a modest $45 . ❞
kinkshameus:
“you got stabbed?” a look of surprise formed on their face before looking at them. “you seem fine though.”
❝ You want me to show you ? ‘cause listen, you better not be a screamer, I’m takin’ a hellova risk doin’ this for you . ❞
❛ Risk ❜ NOTHING —————— He practically ripped his shirt off to reveal several garish gashes that had healed haphazardly, pink && purple scar tissue clogging up his stomach, poorly hidden behind gang symbols written in ink . Down by his naval, a white bandage that more than obviously needed to be changed was plastered over the newer wound .
———— hi there im tate && welcome to the krusty krab!!! i come to you bearing the gift of THUG ! Nagisa Hazuki, a character by Octo Pimp from the series 50% Off !!!if you guys could like / reblog this to let me know if you’d be down to party with this prison a 🐬 🐬 muh f 🐬 🐬 🐬 er that’d be pretty rad
twostu:
“ Uh… So no’ this summer? ” He doesn’t understand.
❝ Dunno, never was too interested in that boob - lay dude ..... But he likes Christmas, right ? Just chase him down while he’s out lookin’ for a Christmas tree . Bam, you got yourself a …… What does he do ? Country ? …… Whateva, you got yaself a man of music either way . ❞
ruezaki:
❛ GOOD SHIT? ❜ and he’s immediately squinting at what the shorter conjures — eyes rounding in curiosity, as he cannot fully understand how the other is capable of holding so many drugs in a single pocket.
he chews on a gnarled finger, leaning over the other’s shoulder and staring down at the variety of drugs. ❛ i’m glad we’re friends. i would never have the motivation to retrieve any of these things. ❜
❝ You don’t have any motivation at all, though, you sad lil frog man . ❞
He doesn’t cock his head with empathy or offer support he knows he can’t give . Instead, he keeps up, setting the goods on a nearby table & laying them out surprisingly neat .
❝ We ain’t friends, though, remember that —————— Just ‘cause I gave you a nice deal on sum’n don’t mean nothin’, ‘cause times gonna roll around & you’ll have’ta pay same as everyone else, unless you get on mine or one of my homies good side, then I’ll keep you hooked up with whatever you need . ❞
be still my beating meat
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