say no to corriander

kinda dumb (sorry) - really gay (not sorry)

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wellbutrinboy]

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

[seshrat]

[iceafterdeath]

[blackboyjoy]

I can 1000% see how earlier civilizations saw this shit and was like “yeah that god mad af at us”

[spaced0utcyd]

And I can see how they would look around and be like “ay someone should go up and say sorry” 👀

[lizzy-bennet]

You never know when you might have to fight an alien.

[wintersoldierfell]

#wow the boyfriend energy in this (x) 

[murdershegoat]

literally every romantic comedy would be 10000% better if it were about two women

[shitmylesbianwifesays]

“It’s 2019. I’m not watching any show that doesn’t have lesbians.”

— My Lesbian Wife

[thomas-shelby]

[so-doggone-funny]

the only real response to white nonsense

[salmadurka]

[janployshompoos]

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

[heartshapes]

i hate that men can look at me and have thoughts about me

[trapcamrys29-deactivated2019102]

Wow this is pretty ridiculous lmao

[heartshapes]

i hate that men can see my posts and have opinions

[chewbacca]

A Simple Favor (2018), dir. Paul Feig

[hailesteinfeld]

gif meme | @sansas asked: beca/chloe or beca/emily

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[cuncinnity]

Uruk, Iraq 

[f0rgemaster]

The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful

“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”

I like this version more

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[peachdoxie]