Introspectively Objective

Tristen. 23. Leo. INFJ-T. Agonizingly average.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

me after sending a risky text and realizing my message was read 9 minutes ago with no response 

[tjaw96]

Lanterns are just fancy candle houses.

[ripcloudbrah-deactivated2018090]

alright I’m gonna want to procrastinate tomorrow so hmm and reblog this is you want me to draw you

[tjaw96]

Today I was at my gf's laying on the ground while she readied for our party and her fluffy little cat comes up to me so I pet her and she started rubbing her everything all over me and rolling on me and I literally cried from how precious.

[tjaw96]

HELLO

Don't die today.

[aquire]

[aubreythedragonqueen]

not gonna let myself get too comfortable this time

[tjaw96]

Zach Galafianakis is the modern Chris Farley.

[voidwish-deactivated20170416]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by hitting two wrong keys.

I work in a mid-sized company with about 80 people in my department. I sent my last mail before vacation to all my colleagues. After I hit the send button, I realized I had hit two wrong keys. comma instead of period and ’t’ instead of ‘g’. This was the end result.

Blah, blah, blah … (office stuff) See you next year, Retards, <My name>

<Email Signature>

Happy holidays everyone!

[tjaw96]

What a deal! Thanks Target.

[princelink]

[spoiledbby-deactivated20210709]

i want $$$ not feelings

[snorlaxatives]

i made a lemon pound cake with a lemon glaze and honestly????? i am a culinary god you all should bow down to me

[natrashafierce]

Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.

I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,” all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.

My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation than most people.

[supahighposts]