This is tjokes.

T stands for Tea. Maybe. Or something else? Who knows... Current sideblock: @marblesnightlamp.tumblr.com

[tjokes]

I thought the maybe two or three peeps that didn’t unfollow this blog deserve to see a joke again.

Cheers!

[tjokes]

You’ll get these.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Vaccines are death repellents

Death antis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[praeca]

Ripn’t

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Aliventn’t

[i-am-a-fish]

me when im choking on something like a rock or smth:

hhHHHHHHHGGGGGFGFGGGGGGGABBBGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAMMMBBBBBBBGGHGFHHJGGGGGASSDAHHHHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNMAAACG

[tjokes]

that phrasing tho...

[will5nevercome]

[arabwife]

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

Can i get a step by step on how to do this?

[catastrofries]

So far for me it’s been something like:

1. Become aware of how and when you tearing yourself down.

2. Now that you can catch yourself doing it. Offer counters to the negative self talk. A really useful thing I read was to talk to yourself almost the way you would child. Gentle and patient. Even when they fuck up.

3. Take time to celebrate your small accomplishments. You’ve been attacking yourself for every little mistake. Apply that same fervor to the positive things in your life. Did the dishes even though you didn’t want to? Fuck yeah! Got up and took shower? YES!!! You are taking positive steps to feeling better. Celebrate it.

4. Make lists of things you’re good at/ like about yourself. The first time I did this the only two things in my list we’re that I liked my hair and I had good friends. It was start.

5. Don’t beat yourself up if you screw up steps 1-4. It’s counter productive. When I catch myself calling my self stupid for some mistake or other my response now is,“We don’t talk to ourselves like that anymore. What’s something constructive that could actually help solve the problem.”

Most of the time that seems to work. Not always. But more and more Everytime.

I hope any of that made sense.

[absolutely-walnuts]

oh my goodness there are instructions!!

[tjokes]

Here's a rank of the best statistical variables: 9. You 8. should 7. not 6. be 5. MEAN 4. and 3. rank 2. them 1. at all

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that purrgatory pun.

A few years ago (and still cycling around) there was this now famous interlingual pun:

where do cats go when they die?

So, I found the German answer:

In den Miaofen.

PS: I want to repost but can’t find the original one. Any help?

[tjokes]

Happy new year everybody!

Also to any bodyless energy-based entity. I might still appear absent, indeed, I mostly am.

Nevertheless, there are great things waiting in 2018, I can’t wait to start the anticipated “pun the bear and punguin”-series. (You guessed it, it’s a bear and a bird with puns.)

[tjokes]

Still on hiatus, but here, have a nice christmas meme

[math-memes]

[tjokes]

Normal and advanced version...

Geez, I have been off for quite some time. Well I am back for this small joke :)

[tjokes]

Hiatus x Geology x Hiatus

Well, I never intended to be more on Hiatus than the HunterXHunter manga but here we go.

This hiatus already feels like the quaternary sedimental layer ontop of any craton...

Be assured that one day I’ll be back with more time and new ideas, a new webcomic called “Pun da bear and Punguin”... some ideas for collabs but until then...

finishing your studies is important, fellas.

PS: I was asking myself: I know what a stud is, but what means “ies”? Inner me: You look with your eyes, dude.

[smudgedup]

cured

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is this the reason why in ancient egypt they mummified their ancestors? who knows...

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Had to do this

[asapscience]

😂

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pun, deux, trois.

[tjokes]

@geopsum: you might find this funny. ;)