Hello

Hello, hello

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[seraph5]

Yeah Karen

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

#this was a ride I wish I had not taken

[bae-in-maine]

I couldn’t look away. I kept reading like I was compelled. I regret everything.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[noahnomore]

[lorileopard]

DONT DO THIS

[chharliedayarchive]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[quiklube]

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

anonymously send me

to hell

[idioticteen]

trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[prentiss-santiago]

I love Brooklyn Nine Nine with my entire heart.

[catboy-jim]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[serotnin]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

all those gifs on porn blogs of women slowly putting a popsicle or banana in their mouth because guys go ‘wow it’s like benis hehe’ makes me not want to suck on a popsicle in public. how many of these people are secretly jacking off when I lick a popsicle?

[gunsandfireandshit]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[moonemojii]

[megacycles-blog-blog]