call me Bird

Lover of milfs, Lego, and cool sci-fi dudes he/him 20

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[king-bones-the1st]

he might be your son but he's calling me mommy

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[tk-bird1127]

Currently engulfing my earbud case like this right now:

[tk-bird1127]

Came across quite possibly the hardest poster concept ever

[l1ghth0use]

Realized a while ago that there is a criminally small amount of Rinzler/Yori stuff, and I am gnawing at the bit over them

[king-bones-the1st]

legally i'm not exactly allowed to marry 2 guys at once but i put a ring on them both and they're mine now

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[tk-bird1127]

Damn they weren't kidding, that combat do be evolving

[bovineblogger]

ohhhgg he is IRATE

[tk-bird1127]

Calling my girlfriend mommy because they're helping me with school and they give me Legos and toys for being good :]

[grid-daisies]

New image of Paige posted by Robert Valley via Instagram

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[kevimotti]

I think about them constantly..

[tk-bird1127]

I haven't had ice cream in a nice sugar cone covered to the brim with sprinkles in a long time and frankly I think that's what's wrong with me

[king-bones-the1st]

look upon my muffins ye mighty and despair