You may make my Salivary Glands moist, but my Vagina's is as dry as the Sahara.

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You may make my Salivary Glands moist, but my Vagina's is as dry as the Sahara.
You saved your life. I was just here to let you know you could do it.
Jared Padalecki (via winchestersinthedrift)
I’m not stupid, I can see the perfect opportunity for a beautiful mishalecki crop. Just please give me credit if you do crop
Okay y'all so here is the story. The plan was to have Jared hold the gummy bear (which was in the package, a cardboard back with a clear plastic vacuum pack over the gummy) over his head like he had stolen our candy (slightly adapted from the original idea) since he is always stealing candy while Misha and Jensen comforted us. Shocker, Jensen is the only one that completed his task lol. So we get up there and I explain the op as I’m holding the bear in my hands. Jared proceeds to snatch it out of my hands and then as we move to our sides I see Jared start tearing into the package. I start stammering about i, kinda stunned, didn’t expect him to hold it cause I didn’t want him to have to get all sticky lol. Well there was more packaging than there originally appeared so I stood there being held by Jensen (darn) for an eternity while Jared dug it out. We line up and I look over in time to see the bear hanging out of Jared’s mouth before I looked back for the picture. I couldn’t see what Misha was doing in the op until I got the op back. THEN, photo taken, end of story, right? Nope. Jared and Misha proceed to play tug o war with their teeth. Jared bites a piece off and then my friend had to hold the bear so Misha could bite his piece off. We are both kinda standing there not sure what to do. I anticipated taking the gummy with me cause we aren’t supposed to leave things with them. Next thing I know the 6'4" ten year old child has gotten his hands back on the gummy. He holds it by one end, eyeballs it then eyeballs Misha then swings it away and then halls off and hits Misha with it smack in the chest….hard. Like you could hear the smack and see the jiggle. Jensen is all “what the..” right before Jared turns and does the same to him. The security guy brings the packaging back, holding it out for Jared to set it back onto the clear packaging part. He was not anticipating what a five pound gummy bear felt like, nor was he anticipating Jared dropping it about a foot above where he was holding it. The bear crashed through the guys hands and everything fell onto the floor. My friend and I ran out in complete shock. Jared said at autos that it tasted disgusting. Jensen said Jared really did hit him as hard as it looked. And Chris told me at the end of Sunday while I was waiting for extra prints that they still had it and were throwing it around the green room and that Tim O was amazed by it.
Okay, I know this makes no sense... But, I read the "Where have you been" in Julie Walters' voice. Like in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets at the beginning of the movie, like after Fred, George, Ron and Harry just busted Harry out of the Dursley's home and they're all looking around The Burrow and all of a sudden, "Where. Have. YOU. Been!?"
Okay, muggleborn headcannons are adorable. But can we take a moment to appreciate their poor parents?
Desperately trying to find a book about how to raise your kid who is all of a sudden a witch/wizard.
Trying to explain to the neighbors why your kid suddenly has an owl/toad for a pet and spends an excessive amount of time polishing that ancient broom out on the back porch.
Debating if it’s better to try and wash robes in the sink or just risk taking them to the laundromat.
Having to clean out their trunks when they get home from school because Merlin knows what the hell you will find in there.
Trying to keep any younger siblings from telling random strangers on the street that their big brother/sister is a wizard/witch.
Showing up to Diagon Alley for the first time and holy shit what the hell is all of this honey please make a friend with witch/wizard parents so they can tell us what to do.
Galleons? Knuts?
WHY IS YOUR TEXTBOOK TRYING TO ATTACK ME?!
Trying to explain to grandparents/aunts/uncles/cousins why they can’t attend visitors day at the child’s new boarding school.
Having to come up with a whole new system of rules to deal with anything magical.
Standing awkwardly outside platform 9 ¾ and waiting for another wizarding family to show them what to do.
Learning that the main wizard sport, which your child is determined to participate in, involves riding around on a thin little stick a hundred or more feet in the air while moving at excessive speeds.
Getting letters from your kid after their first night demanding you come pick them up because there is no wifi and THEY SAID IF WE WENT TO THE FOURTH FLOOR WE WOULD DIE.
Seriously. Muggle Parents of Witches/Wizards are adorable. I just have this picture of them rushing out to Diagon Alley after the representative from whatever school visits them to tell them about their kid and they just buy every book they can get their hands on to figure out what the hell they’re supposed to do now.
Okay, so its 1am and I got off work four hours ago, and still haven't eaten dinner... On the switch side, its 1am and I work in four hours and need to be out the door in three meaning I need to get up in two and I still haven't gone to bed... Adult life: 37,474,738,383,829,292,992,982 Anna: -9,209,338,736,362,829
This is me and my ex three days before he broke up with me. We were so in love until I guess he wasn't. The way he kissed me that night I knew it was a goodbye kiss. And he then told me he loved me and I told him goodnight. He then broke up with me three days later after taking me to our first awkward dinner at the restaurant we had our first date at. It's now been four months and I've tried dating someone else, but that ended due to me having lingering feelings for this amazing man. So I bucked up the courage to ask him to talk to me later today, he agreed, and I'm not sure what I want to say. I'm nervous, and so I posted a post to get out my nerves, here we go...
I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls
Make that YouTube video. Make that Vine. Write that book that you’ve been dreaming about. Lose/gain that weight to make you love yourself. Ace your exams. If you fail, start again. Read more books. Take those classes to gain that skill. Send that message and start talking to more people.
There’s no way I’m repeating 2014.
sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog
Oh my god
republicans are so fucking stupid holy shit lmao
Frank Iero talking about his wife, Jamia.
this is honestly the best thing I have ever heard
This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME
I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.
Well as few people know, I'm a Genderfluid Pansexual. For the most part I have no specified gender, and I'm just me, there are the few days where I'm male, and the rare days where I find myself feeling very feminine. Because of this I thought I would never be excepted, never find true love. When I first came out I just came out as Bisexual, not wanting to get in any wars with my family. I didn't go out and say it, but when asked I'd admit that I was Bisexual. I descovered why I hated it so horribly badly when someone would call me a girly girl while I was dating a man who knew I had a girlfriend previously, and didn't seem to mind terribly when I pointed out some women who looked absolutely stunning. I was afraid to inform him of my male tendencies, and for the most part that worked extremely well, I mean not feeling drawn to either gender made it easier to pretend to be female, and during my non gender days, it doesn't really bother me what gender people see me as. Well after the two of us broke up; I wrote off dating. I cut my hair into a much more gender-neutral haircut. I came out to my mom and best friend. My mom still has a tendency to try and "remind me" that I'm a girl while at the same time she tries to be supportive, when I showed up dressed as a male complete with binding and contouring my features to look more masculine, she played it off fine. My best friend being Gender Fluid himself (Hes Male with female Tendencies) hugged me and asked how I was dealing. He was the one to help me get my haircut. With the shorter hair I felt so incredibly handsome and so much more comfortable with myself. While dealing with a breakup and discovering who I am, I had a hard time going outside when I didn't have work to go to. If it weren't for Josh; I'd still be in a Zombie like state. Well when Josh began crushing hard core on a mutual friend of ours I realized I was devoloping a crush on him. I mean, he'd been there for me when almost everyone wrote me off as attention seeking. So, being the person I am, I decided he had a right to know of my crush. So while we were doing makeup in my front room, I told him, making sure to explain that I knew nothing was to come of it; I have the wrong parts after all. He laughed and agreed. It was fine. But a few weeks later he posted a really sweet post on Facebook. "Yes there is still a part of me that still likes girls, and I guess that you've helped me realize that. these last few weeks that we've spent a together were amazing and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world, and I know how you feel about me and I feel the same. The only thing that I have to do is ask." I wrote it off as he had a crush on his friend who lived in a different town. But he kept saying things, and I'd ask and he would say I'd find out later, or whatever. So I finally got fed up and replied, "Oh that Facebook thing, I saw it. I hope you and whoever she is are happy together." He rolled his eyes and pointed out that it'd been the two of us who'd been hanging out those few weeks. Speechless I ran and hugged him. Later that day he asked me to be his girlfriend, and I quickly agreed. I had been feeling so super insecure in the relationship seeing as even though I have occasions when I feel manly, I don't have a penis, and always figure that Josh will find an actual male and ditch me, so I never relaxing into the relationship fully. He eventually got fed up with it, we'd known each other long enough to know when I'm holding back or when I'm putting everything on the table, so he called me on it. As I broke down in tears I informed him of my fears, and he held me and explained he sometimes missed having a girlfriend because he usually fell for really masculine guys and he "Just couldn't buy them teddy bears and roses" and that with me he gets to have best of both worlds, he has a girlfriend and a boyfriend all in one person. If anyone could make me feel comfortable being me, it's the man I call my boyfriend. This showed me that if it's meant to be, it will happen, and I thank whatever force brought me and Josh together for doing so, because I am so in love with this feminine man that I couldn't imagine my life without him.