FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

A concept: Hermione sending howlers to her kids on the Minister for Magic stationary. The letterhead and all official insignia become part of the soundblast. THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND

LEVEL ONE THE MINISTER FOR MAGIC’S OFFICE

HUGO FREDERICK WEASLEY, YOU BEST HAVE A WHOLE PRESENTATION ABOUT EXACTLY HOW YOUR NAME WOUND UP IN THAT BLASTED GOBLET AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW IT CAME BACK OUT. INTERPRETIVE DANCE RECOMMENDED. HAS OUR FAMILY’S TRACK RECORD TAUGHT YOU ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE THAT THIS IS ONLY A VANGUARD OF A PERSONAL APPEARANCE OF YOURS TRULY.

TOURNAMENT NOR BINDING MAGICAL CONTRACT WILL HAVE TIME TO KILL YOU AS I’LL GET THERE FIRST. I AM SO CROSS. THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MADAME HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER-WEASLEY, MINISTER FOR MAGIC, ORDER OF MERLIN FIRST CLASS, SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE INTERNATIONAL CONFEDERATION OF WIX, GRAND SORCERESS

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

Meanwhile, Ron:

WEASLEY’S WIZARD WHEEZES DIAGON ALLEY, LONDON

YOU DONE COCKED UP, KIDDO.

RONALD WEASLEY-GRANGER I’M VERY FAMOUS.

[iwontaskforever-deactivated2019]

Listen I’ll stop trashing Snape as soon as someone can give me a good reason for Neville Longbottom, the boy whose parents were tortured to insanity by someone who is still alive, to be more afraid of Snape than anything in the world.

[dndhoard]

Look at this I’m dying 😂

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

les amis de l’abc: ↳ a group which barely missed becoming historic.

(click for hq)

[macalpeeney]

happy epilogue day

[moonlight-and-mantles]

And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.

[themoonwillsing-deactivated2020]

harry literally says hagrid is the bravest person he knows in like prisoner of azkaban?? what happened harry???? why you do my boy like that???

[floodnetwork]

if you don’t think fangs are sexy block me

[strikecommandergabriel-deactiva]

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

[getweirder]

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

Why

[getweirder]

well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism

so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”

then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….

hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free

[kelssiel]

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

[theechrysalisamidst]

A complete mood

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

You are the kind of person I want running anything lol

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal." 

[ohbellamy]

@ b99

[sandandglass]

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

[emotions-are-dangerous]

this is funny

[king-emare]

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

[bestnatesmithever]

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

[amesantiagos]

okay it definitely hasn’t been easy, but here’s to another season full of laughs, wholesome friendships, great storylines and just pure happiness, NINE NINE! 🍻💖✨🎉🎉

[thegirlreturns]

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[swedishswift]

[radioactivesoup]

#i still don’t know if the way he sings ‘ooh and aah’ is my favorite part of this #or if it’s coufeyrac’s and combeferre’s expressions #courfeyrac is just like ‘please stop’ and combeferre is like ‘it’s too late why did you even start’ #as enjolras rises like a kraken from the sea #’this does not sound like patriotism’

[lushthemagicdragon]

Feuilly’s ‘oh what did I just walk in on oh it’s Grantaire Talks Shit o-clock that sounds about right’ is a close contender though.

[trandalorian]

also especially like how marius thinks grantaire is on his side until “it is better than an opera” and he makes this face like ‘i fucking trusted you grantaire you little shit’

[taye-x]

#’oh no its etre libre all over again’

[theanimatedwonders]