Isa

I'm a walking irony

[aizawashoutah]

but also… burning hot. Hey, it’s pretty cold… Let’s try again… Again… Again…

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[anime-zodiac-blog]

The signs as romance animes

Aries; Toradora

Taurus;  Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo

Gemini; Golden Time

Cancer; Ore Monogatari!!

Leo; Ao Haru Ride

Virgo;  Ano Natsu de Matteru

Libra; Clannad (After Story)

Scorpio; Anohana

Sagittarius; My Little Monster (Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun)

Capricorn;  Ōkami Shōjo to Kuro Ōji

Aquarius; Kimi ni Todoke

Pisces; Say ‘’I Love You’’ (Sukitte ii na yo)

[fishkinger]

When your waifu is trash

[zodiacqueens]

The signs as Anime Cliches

Aries: Every main character that suffers Major Tragedy™ yet stil remains hopeful and jolly

Taurus: “Hi im just an ordinary typical relatable High School student with no real points of interests until [plot development] happens and now suddenly im the most important person within a 100 mile radius”

Gemini: Making sure to scream the overly long and weirdly specific name of the attack you plan on using before using it

Cancer: The titty bounce physics that makes every oversized pair of tatas jiggle from running to just breathing

Leo: *character says sometime mildly suprising or reaction worthy* *other characters stop dead in their tracks, body posture like theyve been struck with lightning, and faces drawn exagerated and warped*

Virgo: The tsundere whose only real role is to love the main character

Libra: Stopping mid intense moment to tell an entire backstory regardless of any type of logic 

Scorpio: The beach/water episode that finally lets the animators draw their creations half naked and rake in that sweet sweet revenue

Sagittarius: The appetite and metabolism of the main or side character that allows them to eat overly large portions without gaining weight 

Capricorn: The signature anime grunt that no real living person can accomplish naturally with day to day life

Aquarius: The Nosebleed™ that every fertile male character recieves when a female has tits

Pisces: Obviously losing a fight, like being basically dead, but getting back up one more time to unleash their True Power™ and winning

[zodiacqueens]

What are the signs greatest weakness?

Aries: Cries too easily

Taurus: Forgives people they shouldn’t forgive

Gemini: Tends to think with emotions over logic

Cancer: Has issues with memory

Leo: Compares themselves to others more than they should

Virgo: Cant take criticism 

Libra: Puts other peoples wants over their own needs

Scorpio: Doesn’t know how to express emotion in a healthy way

Sagittarius: Their anger gets the best of them

Capricorn: Overthinks most situations 

Aquarius: Doesn’t care as much as they should

Pisces: No self control/impulsive 

[luminatress]

The Rising Signs

Aries (rules the head and face) Physical Traits: fierce glares and intimidating facial expressions, bold eyes, style and creativity that stands out,, symmetrical features, prominent jawline, eyebrows, cheekbones, and upper lip, narrow or pointed chin, strong body, prefers shades of red, black, grey, and burgundy Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone assertive, unique, resilient, restless, original, protective, passionate, and loud Taurus (rules the neck and throat) Physical Traits: rounded face, soft, glowing skin, prominent neck, beautiful and flowing hair, dimples, doe eyes, neutral to warm skin tone, upturned nose, full eyebrows, sensual facial expression, likes to pose with head up in pictures to show off neck, prefers soft shades of white, brown, grey, green, blue, and pink Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone grounded, romantic, sensual, earthy, practical, materialistic, loyal, comfort-loving, and creative Gemini (rules the shoulders and lungs) Physical Traits: long limbs and face shape, broad shoulders, features on one side of the face that do not belong to the other (lazy eye, dimple, mole, etc), oval face shape, the men look elven whereas the women look like pixies, loud or high pitched voice, moves hands a lot when communicating, pronounced smirk or half smile, expressive fashion sense, prefers shades of brown, green, yellow, and blue Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone humorous, quirky, intelligent, awkward, communicative, curious, witty, and mischievous  Cancer (rules the chest and stomach) Physical Traits: sensitive body, warm and nurturing stare, prominent lips, puffy cheeks, rounded or square face shape, delicate movements, luscious hair that thins with age, slow-paced gestures, keeps gaze set on those they communicate with, thin and long nose, cool toned skin, prefers shades of white, silver, blue, purple, and black Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone sensitive, compassionate, emotional, intuitive, moody, nurturing, comfort-seeking, and creative Leo (rules the heart, spine, and back) Physical Traits: soft facial features, glowing, healthy skin, wide lips, feline-like eyes, thick and prominent hair, symmetrical features, broad and luxurious fashion sense, arched and proportionate eyebrows, strong build, large and rounded face, prefers shades of yellow, gold, orange, red, and pink Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone confident, creative, generous, arrogant, passionate, dominant, charming, and dramatic Virgo (rules the digestive system, mind, and nervous system) Physical Traits: broad forehead, small face, thin or sparse eyebrows, youthful complexion, healthy teeth and hair, straight nose, neutral skin tone, short to average in height, broad shoulders, prefers shades of yellow, green, brown, brownish-red, white, and orange Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone modest, intelligent, quirky, health-oriented, organized, productive, and helpful Libra (rules the lower back, kidneys, and bladder)

Physical Traits: beautiful complexion, symmetrical facial features, soft smile, seemingly perfect eyes, nose, and lips, heart shaped face or a face including a rounded forehead and extended chin, appealing bone structure, prefers shades of purple, pink, blue, silver, and gold Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone balanced, charming, appealing, adaptable, considerate, refined, intelligent, and passive

Scorpio (rules the reproductive organs) Physical Traits: prominent and bold eyes, neutral yet seductive facial expression, intimidating glares, long, straight nose that extends at the end (almost looks like a beak), pouty lips, muscular or strong build, oval face shape, typical MySpace emo selfie poses, prefers shades of red, black, and grey Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone secretive, controlled, emotional, intuitive, controversial, sensual, passionate, and withdrawn Sagittarius (rules the hips and thighs) Physical Traits: large head, sharp jawline, long legs and arms, wide lips, slender, long nose, prominent hips, legs, and shoulders, eyes are usually either hazel or brown, clumsy posture and movements, clear complexion, prefers shades of brown, grey, black, white, blue, and purple Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone flamboyant, philosophical, adventurous, optimistic, generous, humorous, and blunt Capricorn (rules the bones, joints, and knees) Physical Traits: blank facial expression in most pictures, serious eyes, thick eyebrows, prominent cheekbones, nose, and chin, almond or hooded eyes, visible scars on knees, sensitive skin, course hair, prefers shades of black, grey, and dark toned or faded blues, greens, and reds Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone disciplined, private, sarcastic, ambitious, sophisticated, hard-working, mature, cynical, and emotionally distant Aquarius (rules the ankles and circulatory system) Physical Traits: perfect teeth, glossy and wavy hair, large or wide forehead, triangular / oval face shape, well-shaped and rounded eyebrows, triangular nose, either tall and slender or short and defined, prefers shades of purple, blue, silver and various color patterns Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone friendly, unique, progressive, erratic, socially involved, revolutionary, clever, and unpredictable Pisces (rules feet and lymphatic system) Physical Traits: dreamy and distant gaze, rounded eyebrows and face shape, full cheeks, delicate facial expression, beautiful big eyes, small and wide lips, short limbs, sensitive and fleshy skin, long or thick hair, tiny hands and feet, prefers pastel shades, mostly pink, blue, purple, or green Personality Traits: Expresses themselves as someone compassionate, creative, sensitive, intuitive, romantic, artistic, spiritual, and moody

[bangtanastrology]

astro tea #1 ☕

we attract signs in the element we lack the most. for example, i have 0 water planets and always somehow end up around cancers and scorpios. it’s the universe’s way of creating balance.

[luminatress]

Moon Sign Observations

🌙 Aries Moons have bold and unique methods to comforting themselves and relieving their intense emotions. Most of them resort to heavy music or intense/energetic hobbies to help deal with their rage, sadness, and restlessness. Some even give themselves drastic makeovers when met with deeper emotions. If their feelings are not dealt with, they will lash out on either themselves or others.

🌙 Taurus Moons may not be the best at expressing their emotions but they are perfect with keeping eye contact and making sure they show how they feel through body language.. And through their bustling humor. They rely more on what they can physical feel rather than what cannot be acknowledged through their senses. They are creatures of comfort and express how they feel through sensuality.

🌙 Gemini Moons process emotions through intellect, thinking, and communication. They are extremely moody and restless, always searching for answers through the internet, through past experiences, or through other people. They will google the symptoms of their emotions as a distraction or as a means to understand what they are going through. They will also gladly explain their feelings but usually, they add a tinge of humor or sarcasm to make themselves feel like they are still in control of the situation and are not coming across as weak.

🌙 Cancer Moons are only comfortable when their needs and their loved ones’ needs are met. They will go to extreme lengths to provide security, stability, and affection for the people they care about, often smothering their loved ones in the process without realizing it. Essentially, they care too much and they will see a fault in themselves if one of their loved ones are feeling down.

🌙 Leo Moons have a hard time expressing sympathy in a conventional way. When someone comes to them with an emotional issue, they think the best way to handle it is to distract the person from their feelings through creative projects, parties, or by bringing up things they need acknowledgement for themselves. They can seem vain because of this, but for them, this how they show love and generosity.

🌙 Virgo Moons find comfort in productivity, organization, and stability. How they view such traits depends on them. Some Virgo Moons are organized in their chaos and their messy environments, whereas others are so focused on perfectionism that they keep everything spotless. Either way, they know where everything is and how everything operates. When something is wrong, they will express the opposite of what they view as organized. 

🌙 Libra Moons are very emotional and people-oriented. Because of their compassion and consideration for others. But what people seem to dismiss is that they are still air influenced, meaning they process feelings through their intellect and logic. They focus more on the feelings of others than their own feelings due to their need to provide harmony and balance, usually putting their emotional well being aside.

🌙 Scorpio Moons experience powerful feelings that are so “loud”, they try to control them and quiet them down by attempting to ignore them. For this reason, they seem emotionless and cold upon first impression. Spend awhile with them and you will see them begin to struggle to keep themselves stable. Inside them are raging waves and thunderstorms begging to flood their surroundings. They require constant reassurance and devotion to help them find balance.

🌙 Sagittarius Moons feel confined by their emotions and usually form various methods of escapism in the process. They are known for attempting to stimulate their mind or their body to cancel out their feelings. Their stimulation ranges from gaming to music to sports or to sex to distract themselves. When they are met with their feelings with no way to escape, they become irritable and reckless. In a means to escape, they say or do things they don’t really mean and later cool off and feel horrible about their impulsive nature.

🌙 Capricorn Moons have the most difficult time dealing with their emotions since the moon, ruling Cancer, opposes the sign. They try to dominate their own heart in an attempt to feel powerful and dominant. They often equate emotional expression with weakness and vulnerability and usually cannot understand someone who expresses their feelings to them. When feelings are involved, they go blank. Overtime, they will be met with various emotional breakdowns and karmic experiences to help them battle their need for control. They will eventually take authority over their own authority, so to speak.

🌙 Aquarius Moons have a chaotic relationship with their own feelings. Sometimes they take pride in their ability to process their emotions intellectually instead of actually “feeling” them. Other times, they become frustrated with their inability to express their emotions in a conventional way. They want to connect but feel as though it will strip away their freedom and individuality.

🌙 Pisces Moons are often so out of tune with reality, they develop a victim complex. Their emotions are so vibrant and deep, they resort to specific habits that help them escape from their vulnerable heart. Often, they don’t even realize they are doing this and when met with reality checks, will only break down and victimize themselves more. This is why they need to isolate themselves from time to time. They will also need to develop healthy coping mechanisms to overcome their self-pity and put their feelings into something of value.

[nekama]

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

[iconicdumbass]

Y’all are so over it at this point lmao

😂😩

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

Concept: you wrap your arm around my shoulder and i place my head on yours as we walk together

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

sometimes you just gotta nut in her bruh

[truffledbutter-deactivated20221]

don’t do that.

[tarynel]

HOLLERING

[callmedeku24]

[cleothegoldfish]

Whose baby is that? I can’t with y’all.

[truffledbutter-deactivated20221]

He’s mine. Here’s an update, 4 years later:

DO. NOT. DO. IT.

[iconicdumbass]

[ls-77]

[leaxavr]

💔

[wepurplelove-deactivated2018102]

Marquis de Lafayette, “The Lancelot of the revolutionary set”

[dreamingofwolves]

My Further Opinion on Aries:

Dearest Aries, I do not hate you. I hate my enemies that do not rightfully show Aries in a good light. They put shame on how much good we create. Heck, Liza Koshy is an Aries! Dodie Clark is an Aries! All these wonderful people, they are Aries. Aries people are good. They are not just hotheadded, aggressive, manipulative people. Everyone, how do you focus on the bad parts of Aries? Most of us are not even like that. Aries are sensitive. Aries are caring. Aries are honest. Aries are independent. Aries are creative. Aries are passionate. Aries care so deeply about their friends. I love all of you, Aries. #StopHatingAries

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The Signs as Quotes from  Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle

Aries: “Courage is knowing what not to fear.” -Plato 

Taurus: “Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.” -Aristotle 

Gemini: “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” -Aristotle 

Cancer: “Educating the mind without educating the heart is not education at all.” -Aristotle 

Leo: “To move the world we must first move ourselves.” -Socrates

Virgo: “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit.” -Aristotle 

Libra: “At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.” -Plato

Scorpio: “For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.”  -Plato 

Sagittarius: “We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” -Plato

Capricorn: “The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.” -Socrates 

Aquarius: “I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.”  -Socrates

Pisces: “Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.” -Socrates