Things TMNT Probably Said

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Raph: *Coughs violently*

Leo: Don’t die

Raph: Don’t tell me what to do

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April: When I said “bring me something back from your trip”, I meant like a seashell

Mikey, trying to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t say that!

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*Phone rings*

Leo: Hello?

Raph: It’s Raph

Leo: What did he do this time?

Raph: No, it’s me, Raph, I-

Leo: What did you do this time?

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Casey: I wasn’t that drunk last night!

Raph: You were flirting with April

Casey: So what? She’s my girlfriend?

Raph: You asked her if she was single and then cried when she said she wasn’t

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Donnie: Does anyone else’s brain feel good when it releases a bunch of endorphins?

Leo: Can’t relate

Mikey: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Leo: You know you can die from that, right?

Raph, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point

Donnie, drinking a beer: We’re trying to speed things up

Mikey, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*

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Donnie, bowl of popcorn in his hands: Y’know, sometimes when I get bored, I break something of Raph’s and tell him Mikey did it

Leo: Why would that make you less bored?

Raph, from across the lair: MIKEY YOU FUCKING MORON! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Donnie: Oh goody! The shows about to start!

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Donnie: It’s not a big deal!

Leo: What happened!

Mikey: Donnie punched Casey in the face

Leo: Oh my god Donnie! Is your hand okay?

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Casey: What’s it like to get rejected by April for like the 16th time now?

Donnie: Shut up, your mother buys you mega-blocks instead of legos

Casey, Almost Crying: yOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

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Leo: Who ate my sandwich while I was in the bathroom??!!

Mikey: Idk, probably evaporated

Leo:

Leo: Th-that’s not how that works

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Just saw “Ready or Not”. So is “Ready or Not 2” gonna be a romcom about the Margot Robbie lookalike and the demon?

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Leo: Our brother is in danger

Raph: But Donnie is right here?

Leo: I don’t know how to break this to you, but we have another brother

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Raph: This is my brother Leonardo, he’s adopted

Leo: We’re all adopted Raph-

Raph: He’s extra adopted

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Donnie, unable to sleep: Mikey, what time is it?

Mikey: I dunno, let me check

*Plays Single Ladies on the recorder*

Raph: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BEYONCÉ ON THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Mikey: It’s 2 am

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Leo: Donnie what is this called?

Donnie: A mop?

Leo: Now Mikey, tell him what you think it’s called

Mikey: A wet broom

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Mikey: This is my half brother Raph

April: Wow he’s really tall

Mikey: Yeah he’s like 6”9

April: Jesus Christ

April: Imagine if he were a full brother

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Leo: Alright you little shits! Listen up!

Leo: Not you April, you’re a darling and we’re lucky to have you here