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Has anyone ever called you twinky? Or tinky winky?

dakota has called me every name ever. and that’s not even an exaggeration. no one has called me ted’s husband tho… :( my little scroiblo scrimpy bimpy kitty witty teddy bear…

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YES!!! I HAVE!!!! Don’t deny it!!! you like ittttttttt <33333

(IM YOUR HUSBANDDD!!!! MEEEEEE!!!!!)

#hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #tinky hatchetfield #tinky npmd #tinky rp #tinky starkid #tinky answers #// he’s such a loser omfg TWINKY HAS ME DEADDDD

OHHHH you. i’ve NEVER said i don’t like it. :/

steph-lauter

How am I supposed to study without listening to SPOTIFY?!

Hey, I’m Steph.

Senior at Hatchetfield High, embarrassingly.

18 years old.

She/Her. Because being a trans ally is hotter than being a terf loser.

OP’s hcs for Steph:

She’s autistic and has adhd. She also has anxiety and an ED. Yes, this is me projecting lol.

She’s pan, but still dating/crushing on Pete. Thanks to @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes for telling me this hc Mariah gave Steph :)

She’s best friends with Max, and trying to make him a better person. This is probably an AU blog where the jocks are slightly smarter so they’re not assholes/complacent.

Steph is one visit to the Starlight theater away to becoming a theater kid. Her favorite musical she’s seen so far is Chicago and Mamma Mia is a close second.

She’s friends with my Hatchetfield oc, @elle-jagerman. You should totally interact with her pspspsps… She’s sorta a big sister figure to her, and has a major soft spot for her. She sees her as a younger version of herself.

I’m gonna be going off the theory that Mayor Lauter is raising Steph to be the next Honey Queen. I dunno I just think it’s neat :)

Abstinence camp and NPMD are both canon on this blog :)

Possible TWs:

Teen Pregnancy (cause of Abstinence Camp, she’s not really pregnant), EDs, Child Neglect/Abuse (Mayor Lauter when I catch you…), /Mentions of/ Murder

Has anyone ever called you twinky? Or tinky winky?

dakota has called me every name ever. and that’s not even an exaggeration. no one has called me ted’s husband tho… :( my little scroiblo scrimpy bimpy kitty witty teddy bear…

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Uhhh okay, you're different from what I thought you'd be

different.. how…?

Wiggly told me you'd be more.... obnoxious and way more hyper

well, wiggly is a stupid BITCH.

Don't call him that! He can have his moments but he's not a bitch!

…i was simply quoting him-

No that's Webby she's the stupid bitch! not Wiggly

they can coexist, ignorant child 🤦‍♀️ no wonder you’re one of wiggly’s.

What's that supposed to mean?! Just don't talk about him like that around me and we'll be fine.

well… does he talk about me negatively?

Tinkyyyyy please answer me bbg the kids miss you

@dakotarunerp

????? KIDS????? I HAVE KIDS?????

i need to get off this app i have too many kids already-

“Heh,, YES! YOU HAVE KIDS.. WITH ME!!”

She laughed…a moments pause, then laughed again.

“That.. that was just.. a joke” she deadpanned, standing still on the spot. “Anyway—!l

HELPP THIS WAS SO RANDOM WE DO NOTTT HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS BAHAAA

“oh my box, dakota, that scared the shit out of me…”

[he shoved dakota lightly, rolling his eyes.]

“you’re an idiot.”

She cackled, swatting at him as he shoved her.

“Hey!” She laughed out. “Finally getting back to all the times you scare the shit outta me, doofus.”

Yes.. the numerous times T’noy appeared out of the shadows like it’s a normal thing. She always yells at him that he’s gonna give her a heart attack someday.

“that’s not an abnormal thing to do, DAKOTA. what’s abnormal is pretending you have children with someone.”

[he flicked her forehead, somehow managing to find it cuter every time she reacted to him shoving her.]

She scrunched up her face, head falling back when he flicked it. She swung her arms around, dramatically pretending to trip back.

“Yeowww… hey, you didn’t exactly seem opposed to the idea.” She teased, cackling afterwards. She had no idea what she was talking about, but she just said whatever came to her mind first.

“Just teasinggggg!” She snorted out a laugh.

[he scoffed, his eye twitching. he crossed his arms, now staring at her head on.]

“well, i certainly am apposed to that. you’re a little too immature to have kids. being a mother is a lot of work. i should know.”

She slowly turned her head to look at him, face shock with a smile. A pause… “Are YOU cheating on me? Darn Dee, thought you would’ve cared a bit more for me..” she gasped, voice sad but with an obvious hint of humour.

“WAIT.” She shot up. “IMMATURE?? Me?? No… never. I can’t believe you’d say such a thing.”

“wha- CHEATING??? how dare you. i would never.”

[he flinched as she shot up, honestly still in mild shock at how energetic she is. not only that, but how quickly she could change her focus and completely forget about what they had just been talking about. it was a bit comedic.]

“…koda, you must be joking! you’re the most immature mortal i’ve ever interacted with. and that bar is high.”

She let out a dramatic ‘awww’ as he said he’d never cheat. She looked at him, eye lashes batting. She gasped at the last part. She clasped her hands together, nudging closer to him.

“REALLY?” She seemed over the top excited that she was on that bar., despite what that bar meant. “Heh, I knewwww you cared for me!”

[he huffed, covering her face with his big hand and shoving her aside. he looked away, his face heating up ever so slightly.]

“oh, hush. you’re like a little puppy, always so excitable. i could say anything, and you’d start shaking with joy.”

She smiled, her laugh being slightly muffled. She leaned away, hands raising up in defense.

“Not my fault you’re so.. exciting?” She paused, but then smirked—taking that as an innuendo. She nudged her elbow into him. “Aye? Get it? You turn me—“ she paused, contemplating her next words. “Hmm.”

[he stared blankly at her, his eye twitching more noticeably now. as much as he cared for her, she got on his nerves just as much.]

“good job restraining yourself,” [he paused, thinking for a moment.] “this time.”

She just stared back at him, biting back a smile. She loved messing with him whenever she could—especially with her rude humour.

“I know, right? So unlike me..” She laughed, crossing her arms. “Man.. If only you knew the jokes I be saving up.”

[he placed his elbows on his knees, his head in his hands.]

“there are literally thousands of things i would rather do before hearing half of what you have to say to me. no offense.”

She gasped, swatting his back. “You liar! You like my jokes, admit it.”

[he chuckled lightly, sitting up straight again and flicking her forehead.] “what, you want me to admit a lie? please, dakota. you know that i’m very truthful.”

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Uhhh okay, you're different from what I thought you'd be

different.. how…?

Wiggly told me you'd be more.... obnoxious and way more hyper

well, wiggly is a stupid BITCH.

Don't call him that! He can have his moments but he's not a bitch!

…i was simply quoting him-

No that's Webby she's the stupid bitch! not Wiggly

#// I’M SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT THIS RP #// HI CAIT ILY

they can coexist, ignorant child 🤦‍♀️ no wonder you’re one of wiggly’s.

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Uhhh okay, you're different from what I thought you'd be

different.. how…?

Wiggly told me you'd be more.... obnoxious and way more hyper

well, wiggly is a stupid BITCH.

Don't call him that! He can have his moments but he's not a bitch!

#// FUCK WHY DOES TINKY KEEP PISSING PEOPLE OFF I’M CRYING

…i was simply quoting him-

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Uhhh okay, you're different from what I thought you'd be

different.. how…?

Wiggly told me you'd be more.... obnoxious and way more hyper

well, wiggly is a stupid BITCH.

Tinkyyyyy please answer me bbg the kids miss you

@dakotarunerp

????? KIDS????? I HAVE KIDS?????

i need to get off this app i have too many kids already-

“Heh,, YES! YOU HAVE KIDS.. WITH ME!!”

She laughed…a moments pause, then laughed again.

“That.. that was just.. a joke” she deadpanned, standing still on the spot. “Anyway—!l

HELPP THIS WAS SO RANDOM WE DO NOTTT HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS BAHAAA

“oh my box, dakota, that scared the shit out of me…”

[he shoved dakota lightly, rolling his eyes.]

“you’re an idiot.”

She cackled, swatting at him as he shoved her.

“Hey!” She laughed out. “Finally getting back to all the times you scare the shit outta me, doofus.”

Yes.. the numerous times T’noy appeared out of the shadows like it’s a normal thing. She always yells at him that he’s gonna give her a heart attack someday.

“that’s not an abnormal thing to do, DAKOTA. what’s abnormal is pretending you have children with someone.”

[he flicked her forehead, somehow managing to find it cuter every time she reacted to him shoving her.]

She scrunched up her face, head falling back when he flicked it. She swung her arms around, dramatically pretending to trip back.

“Yeowww… hey, you didn’t exactly seem opposed to the idea.” She teased, cackling afterwards. She had no idea what she was talking about, but she just said whatever came to her mind first.

“Just teasinggggg!” She snorted out a laugh.

[he scoffed, his eye twitching. he crossed his arms, now staring at her head on.]

“well, i certainly am apposed to that. you’re a little too immature to have kids. being a mother is a lot of work. i should know.”

She slowly turned her head to look at him, face shock with a smile. A pause… “Are YOU cheating on me? Darn Dee, thought you would’ve cared a bit more for me..” she gasped, voice sad but with an obvious hint of humour.

“WAIT.” She shot up. “IMMATURE?? Me?? No… never. I can’t believe you’d say such a thing.”

“wha- CHEATING??? how dare you. i would never.”

[he flinched as she shot up, honestly still in mild shock at how energetic she is. not only that, but how quickly she could change her focus and completely forget about what they had just been talking about. it was a bit comedic.]

“…koda, you must be joking! you’re the most immature mortal i’ve ever interacted with. and that bar is high.”

She let out a dramatic ‘awww’ as he said he’d never cheat. She looked at him, eye lashes batting. She gasped at the last part. She clasped her hands together, nudging closer to him.

“REALLY?” She seemed over the top excited that she was on that bar., despite what that bar meant. “Heh, I knewwww you cared for me!”

[he huffed, covering her face with his big hand and shoving her aside. he looked away, his face heating up ever so slightly.]

“oh, hush. you’re like a little puppy, always so excitable. i could say anything, and you’d start shaking with joy.”

She smiled, her laugh being slightly muffled. She leaned away, hands raising up in defense.

“Not my fault you’re so.. exciting?” She paused, but then smirked—taking that as an innuendo. She nudged her elbow into him. “Aye? Get it? You turn me—“ she paused, contemplating her next words. “Hmm.”

[he stared blankly at her, his eye twitching more noticeably now. as much as he cared for her, she got on his nerves just as much.]

“good job restraining yourself,” [he paused, thinking for a moment.] “this time.”

She just stared back at him, biting back a smile. She loved messing with him whenever she could—especially with her rude humour.

“I know, right? So unlike me..” She laughed, crossing her arms. “Man.. If only you knew the jokes I be saving up.”

[he placed his elbows on his knees, his head in his hands.]

“there are literally thousands of things i would rather do before hearing half of what you have to say to me. no offense.”

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Uhhh okay, you're different from what I thought you'd be

different.. how…?

Tinkyyyyy please answer me bbg the kids miss you

@dakotarunerp

????? KIDS????? I HAVE KIDS?????

i need to get off this app i have too many kids already-

“Heh,, YES! YOU HAVE KIDS.. WITH ME!!”

She laughed…a moments pause, then laughed again.

“That.. that was just.. a joke” she deadpanned, standing still on the spot. “Anyway—!l

HELPP THIS WAS SO RANDOM WE DO NOTTT HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS BAHAAA

“oh my box, dakota, that scared the shit out of me…”

[he shoved dakota lightly, rolling his eyes.]

“you’re an idiot.”

She cackled, swatting at him as he shoved her.

“Hey!” She laughed out. “Finally getting back to all the times you scare the shit outta me, doofus.”

Yes.. the numerous times T’noy appeared out of the shadows like it’s a normal thing. She always yells at him that he’s gonna give her a heart attack someday.

“that’s not an abnormal thing to do, DAKOTA. what’s abnormal is pretending you have children with someone.”

[he flicked her forehead, somehow managing to find it cuter every time she reacted to him shoving her.]

She scrunched up her face, head falling back when he flicked it. She swung her arms around, dramatically pretending to trip back.

“Yeowww… hey, you didn’t exactly seem opposed to the idea.” She teased, cackling afterwards. She had no idea what she was talking about, but she just said whatever came to her mind first.

“Just teasinggggg!” She snorted out a laugh.

[he scoffed, his eye twitching. he crossed his arms, now staring at her head on.]

“well, i certainly am apposed to that. you’re a little too immature to have kids. being a mother is a lot of work. i should know.”

She slowly turned her head to look at him, face shock with a smile. A pause… “Are YOU cheating on me? Darn Dee, thought you would’ve cared a bit more for me..” she gasped, voice sad but with an obvious hint of humour.

“WAIT.” She shot up. “IMMATURE?? Me?? No… never. I can’t believe you’d say such a thing.”

“wha- CHEATING??? how dare you. i would never.”

[he flinched as she shot up, honestly still in mild shock at how energetic she is. not only that, but how quickly she could change her focus and completely forget about what they had just been talking about. it was a bit comedic.]

“…koda, you must be joking! you’re the most immature mortal i’ve ever interacted with. and that bar is high.”

She let out a dramatic ‘awww’ as he said he’d never cheat. She looked at him, eye lashes batting. She gasped at the last part. She clasped her hands together, nudging closer to him.

“REALLY?” She seemed over the top excited that she was on that bar., despite what that bar meant. “Heh, I knewwww you cared for me!”

[he huffed, covering her face with his big hand and shoving her aside. he looked away, his face heating up ever so slightly.]

“oh, hush. you’re like a little puppy, always so excitable. i could say anything, and you’d start shaking with joy.”

She smiled, her laugh being slightly muffled. She leaned away, hands raising up in defense.

“Not my fault you’re so.. exciting?” She paused, but then smirked—taking that as an innuendo. She nudged her elbow into him. “Aye? Get it? You turn me—“ she paused, contemplating her next words. “Hmm.”

[he stared blankly at her, his eye twitching more noticeably now. as much as he cared for her, she got on his nerves just as much.]

“good job restraining yourself,” [he paused, thinking for a moment.] “this time.”

Koda told me she was talking to you earlier so I have to ask, are you okay?

@w1ll0wl0ck3

she. scares me sometimes

don’t tell her i said that i swear on my box if anyone hurts her feelings i’ll maul them

She scares me too even though she is my best friend. She won't stop calling Wiggly "daddy", it unsettles me deeply

she said we had kids… she’s definitely odd confident.

Yeah she tweaked out when you "touched her hair" she wouldn't stop fangirling to me.

she… she did?

oh… when was this??

Uhhh we were walking back to my house and she got really excited and told me. I'm used to it by now I just want her to stop thirsting over my dad

oh… oh wow… just like. in a normal conversation, huh… she’s. okay. okay. okay. okay? okay!

Yeah....it's nearly every time I talk with her. One time me and wiggly were in the forest and she spotted us and just yelled "Daddy" at him.

really?! fuckin’ wiggly?! that asshole has wilbur and elle, why can’t he leave my humans aloooooneeeeee

Don't call him an asshole Yeah I definitely don't think he's letting them go, man. Atleast you have Dakota I guess.

yeah, and i would like to KEEP her, thankyouverymuch.

I wouldn't worry about that, he'll gladly let you have her.

thank the box…

don’t… tell dakota about this. i think she might combust if she finds out i talk positively about her behind her back. even if this isn’t a rare occurrence, it’s not something i want her to know about.

I won't don't worry, I know how.... energetic she can get.

good. for one of wiggly’s humans, you’re… shockingly kind.

at least you don’t bite like elle does

Oh uhm thanks? She what?

nothing don’t worry about it-

Do you have a least favorite brother, what’s your favorite Will Wood song/album, is this you:

(Also, for the runner of this blog, could you PLEASE send my rp blog @just-a-lil-theatre-guy some asks PLEEEEASE IM SO BORED)

Are you suggesting that I'm......nevermind. I will go with who's the most annoying, which is tough because they're all equally annoying. But it would probably be Tinky he always wants to show me every new Ted he collects in his box.

My favourite Will Wood song would be "Momento Mori" and my favourite album would be "The Normal Album".

WHAT THE FUCK, WIGGLY.

It is true, T'noy.

:( after i worked so hard to kidnap all these cute little mortals??? really???????

Don't act like you don't just collect "Ted spankoffskis" you have to learn how to be creative sometimes.

HE’S CUTE, WIGGLY, LEAVE ME ALONE.

Okay homo.

okay mr “i miss wilburrrrr when is he coming baaaackkk i know he only left 5 minutes ago but i misss himmmmmmmm”. there’s a special word for your kind.

I- forgot to delete that. Doesn't matter atleast I don't capture a poor excuse for a man and keep him in a box and watch him like he's in a fucking zoo animal.

IT’S ENTERTAINING, WIGGLY. GET A LIFE!!!!!!

That's ironic coming from you, T'noy.

i have a life. i may be dependent on my humans, but i’m allowed to have HOBBIES.

Your only "hobby" is drooling over a pathetic man with a gay mustache.

you talk about gay people in such a negative way, wiggly. as if you AREN’T ONE.