sunflowers and prompts

J. | 16 | aspiring writer | 🌻

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

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No. 5

“Get up and get dressed. We're going to the zoo.”

“What? Why?”

“I had the most terrible day at work so I want to see penguins now.”

[to-and-prompt]

No. 4

“Oh! What is in this soup!?”

“My love and affection!”

“I didn't know love tasted like expired evaporated milk... Let's hope not.”

[to-and-prompt]

No. 3

Person A: Hey B, I just called to tell you that the police and firemen from the local station came over.

Person B: WHAT?! WHY?!

Person A: I invited them over for Bingo Night! I hope you don't mind.

[to-and-prompt]

No. 2

“Don't you ever wonder how snakes poop?”

“Seriously? Now? Right in the middle of our wedding ceremony?”

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No. 1

“You know what they say, keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer!”

“... That's why you tied us both up in these chairs?”