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@to-try-something-new
Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
floating loafs on several degrees of squish
99 gay-ish asks
how tall are you?
what is your body type?
what is your favorite part about your body?
is your current hair color your natural hair color?
are you more outgoing or more shy?
are you more femme or butch?
are you tol or smol?
wine mom or vodka aunt?
weird habit?
favorite meme?
do you sing in the shower?
ever used a bow and arrow?
are/were you a theatre kid?
have you ever seen a broadway musical?
do you think musicals are cheesy?
have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
last movie you watched?
behind the camera or in front of it?
favorite tv show?
meaning behind your url
reason you joined tumblr
who’s your closest tumblr friend?
what’s something most people love that you hate?
have you ever taken narcotics?
have you had sex?
have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
describe your passion without mentioning it.
describe your best friend.
give us one thing about you that no one knows.
how do you feel right now?
what is your biggest fear?
what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed in the end?
something you fantasize about.
last time you cried and why
what was the last thing that made you laugh?
do you really, truly miss someone right now?
who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
the last time you felt broken?
are you starting to realize anything?
are you more dominant or more submissive?
i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.
do you have any kinks?
first thing you notice in a person?
how can someone win your heart?
been rejected by a crush?
have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
is trust a big issue for you?
did you hang out with the person you like recently?
is confidence cute?
what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
do you want to get married
worst thing you’ve ever done?
three things that turn you on.
who do you hate?
favorite term of endearment?
who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
intimidating girls or kind girls?
what do you look for in a possible partner?
do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
are you good at flirting?
who was the first person you came out to?
do you have any friends who are wlw?
is your crush wlw?
last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
write a short love poem to your crush/self?
do you fall in love easily?
is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
are you good at hiding your feelings?
are you a forgiving person?
what is your “type?”
fall asleep in her arms or rub her back until she falls asleep in yours?
tall girls or short girls?
hugs or kisses?
twirl her around or get twirled?
tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
hairline kisses or neck kisses?
play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
making out or soft kisses?
hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
how confident are you in your sexuality?
when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter?
what is love to you?
ask me anything.
Spam me, I dare you 😉
betcha won’t spam me 🥰
distractions >>>>
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
...That was definitely sarcasm.
How dare you! I resent the accusation.
I only speak the truth.
Oh of course. So I’m sure you think Emery’s briefings are absolutely fascinating.
Of course I don’t, he’s quite boring.
I really don’t envy you, you know. If I were on the Counsel I’d lose my mind immediately.
I’m honestly a little surprised I’m still sane, given the rest, but it has been nice to be able to change a few things for the better.
What an honorable and selfless goal. Very helpful for me as well, of course. We make a good team, I dare say.
Hush. Do you think I would put up with Emery if I didn’t have very good reason?
...We do make a good team.
Fair enough. Emery is really quite unbearable.
But I appreciate you putting up with him so the rest of us don’t have to.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
...That was definitely sarcasm.
How dare you! I resent the accusation.
I only speak the truth.
Oh of course. So I’m sure you think Emery’s briefings are absolutely fascinating.
Of course I don’t, he’s quite boring.
I really don’t envy you, you know. If I were on the Counsel I’d lose my mind immediately.
I’m honestly a little surprised I’m still sane, given the rest, but it has been nice to be able to change a few things for the better.
What an honorable and selfless goal. Very helpful for me as well, of course. We make a good team, I dare say.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
...That was definitely sarcasm.
How dare you! I resent the accusation.
I only speak the truth.
Oh of course. So I’m sure you think Emery’s briefings are absolutely fascinating.
Of course I don’t, he’s quite boring.
I really don’t envy you, you know. If I were on the Counsel I’d lose my mind immediately.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
...That was definitely sarcasm.
How dare you! I resent the accusation.
I only speak the truth.
Oh of course. So I’m sure you think Emery’s briefings are absolutely fascinating.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
...That was definitely sarcasm.
How dare you! I resent the accusation.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Wait okay so am I intimidating
you're very nice what are you talking about
Yes, actually. To most people, that is. You have five abilities, can inflict pain, and are the Moonlark, of course you’re intimidating.
Excuse you, I’m quite cruel.
wHAT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IM INTIMIDATIN
lies. you're the one who brought me an excess of mallowmelt the other day.
You have the capability to be intimidating.
FORKLE ARE YOU SAYING YOURE SCARED OF ME (?????????)
I am not. I am saying that there are some who should be.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Wait okay so am I intimidating
you're very nice what are you talking about
Yes, actually. To most people, that is. You have five abilities, can inflict pain, and are the Moonlark, of course you’re intimidating.
Excuse you, I’m quite cruel.
wHAT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IM INTIMIDATIN
lies. you're the one who brought me an excess of mallowmelt the other day.
You have the capability to be intimidating.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
...Are you laughing at me? I’ve been told I’m the ‘most cruel’ Councillor. Not my fault these kids are ruining my reputation.
Of course not. I would never laugh at the most intimidating Counsillor Bronte.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Oh look, they're pretending not to be soft! I love how they think they can actually keep us out of ‘trouble.’
my safety doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, fools
Pretending? I am not soft!
And your safety absolutely does matter, for many reasons.
Oh, no, of course not. definitely not soft. no softness here.
Just because I occasionally care about people-
Occasionally?
Brontie you're a big ol' softie, you're not fooling anyone
Keep in mind that I’m over five millennia old and thus far the only people I care about are you, your friends, Oralie, my idiot brother-
This is not helping my case, is it?
Nope, it's actually more than what I thought
I'm glad I made your list, though!! 💜
Darn it. Do you mean to tell me that most people don’t just care about an (annoyingly) long list of people?
Well yeah, that's what normal people do, which is why you don't fall in the occasional category 😊
You teenagers are going to ruin my reputation.
you didn’t need any help with that, old man
Have I already said I love Tam's input? Anyway, I love Tam's input :)
(Also I agree, sorry @councillor-bronte )
*glaring* ...he’s not wrong. No one is going to find me intimidating by the next year at the rate we’re going.
oh hell no the only thing keeping you in ‘intimidating’ status is the whole inflictor thing
You mean the fact that I can literally inflict pain on people? Yes, I would hope that’s intimidating, not to mention my status as a Councillor and my general reputation for being mean.
Your “reputation.” Ha.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
Pfft me? Extra discipline? Never!
Right ro? @rothebestbodyguard
I mean I wouldn't mind if extra discipline means I can actually do all of my pranks prepared for you. But more supervision? Nah
@lordhunkyhair @to-try-something-new @councillor-bronte
See? I’m a good child
We shall certainly see about that.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Good to know. I will absolutely not make sure Joon’s parents suffer, but I will make sure to keep an eye on his diet. And as for Sophie and the rest, perhaps tell me something I don’t know. How that girl can be so talented and yet so reckless I’ll never know.
Yes, definitely do keep an eye on that. And I have no clue either, but it somehow falls to us to keep her from getting hurt.
As long as we’re there to bail her out....
And between you and me, it is good to know that you care about the children as much as I do.
*sigh* as long as we’re there to bail her out.
...I do not care about the children. Except Sophie. And Keefe. And...all of them. I didn’t mean to care, but here we are.
Here we are indeed. I knew you’d come around to them.
It did take some time. I was not open at first, but...well, here we are and I’m trying to keep them all safe somehow now.
They truly do grow on you. I tried to be professional with them, but found it very difficult... we take care of our kids as much as we can.
Tell me about it. I have an unfortunate soft spot for children.
...we do. Don’t ever tell them that I would die for them, please.
I’ll keep your secret, Bronte. Your soft spot is safe with me.
Thank you. They already know more of my softness than I’d like.
I can’t imagine how they found out.*wink*
All in good fun my friend.
It definitely was not me trying to keep them safe. Or being convinced into baking cookies for the teenagers.
Oh absolutely not. Nor was it because you hail them to make sure they’ve gone to bed. Or the laws bent so they don’t get into trouble. Not that there’s proof of any of that happening.
If I didn’t hail them, Sophie would stay up until 3 am like me. And I definitely haven’t bent any laws, except the few that I outright broke. Not that you can prove that, of course.
Should I hail to put *you* to bed then? And oh of course not. There’s no proof you even talk to us. That would be illegal.
We all really should sleep more. I haven’t slept in three days.
Absolutely not, I’m an adult and I know my limits. And of course not. No proof at all.
Do I need to yell at *you* to sleep? Because I can and will.
I’ll go to sleep if you will. Otherwise you should not. Bold of you to assume you know who to call, anyways.
...Fine. I will sleep tonight, if you will.
It does bother me a little that I wouldn’t know how to contact you.
It’s a deal then.
And do not worry. I will definitely contact you. If I need you and otherwise.
I can’t guarantee I’ll get more than three hours of sleep, but it’s better than nothing.
Good. Have I given your imparter permission to bypass the security to hail me? I know I did so for all the kids, just in case they needed anything, but I don’t know about you.
I am afraid that just will not do, Bronte. We are talking a five hour minimum. It doesn’t have to be at the same time, just in the next twelve hours.
I don’t think you did. Will you double check for me?
Three hours is a good night. And I’m not going back to bed after I wake up the first time. That’s just asking for more nightmares.
Yes, let me check. It doesn’t seem like it, I’ll do that right now.
Three hours is usually about as much as I can manage myself, but do try for more? I’ll do the same.
Why thank you. I shall hail far more than you’d like, I’m sure.
Fair enough. We’ll both try.
Please. I gave permissions to ten teenagers. If you think you can compete with their levels of annoyingness, you’re wrong. And I always welcome hails from my friends.
Oh I’m sure I could never compete with the kids’ annoying. I do not believe that that is possible.
We should get to bed, Bronte.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Good to know. I will absolutely not make sure Joon’s parents suffer, but I will make sure to keep an eye on his diet. And as for Sophie and the rest, perhaps tell me something I don’t know. How that girl can be so talented and yet so reckless I’ll never know.
Yes, definitely do keep an eye on that. And I have no clue either, but it somehow falls to us to keep her from getting hurt.
As long as we’re there to bail her out....
And between you and me, it is good to know that you care about the children as much as I do.
*sigh* as long as we’re there to bail her out.
...I do not care about the children. Except Sophie. And Keefe. And...all of them. I didn’t mean to care, but here we are.
Here we are indeed. I knew you’d come around to them.
It did take some time. I was not open at first, but...well, here we are and I’m trying to keep them all safe somehow now.
They truly do grow on you. I tried to be professional with them, but found it very difficult... we take care of our kids as much as we can.
Tell me about it. I have an unfortunate soft spot for children.
...we do. Don’t ever tell them that I would die for them, please.
I’ll keep your secret, Bronte. Your soft spot is safe with me.
Thank you. They already know more of my softness than I’d like.
I can’t imagine how they found out.*wink*
All in good fun my friend.
It definitely was not me trying to keep them safe. Or being convinced into baking cookies for the teenagers.
Oh absolutely not. Nor was it because you hail them to make sure they’ve gone to bed. Or the laws bent so they don’t get into trouble. Not that there’s proof of any of that happening.
If I didn’t hail them, Sophie would stay up until 3 am like me. And I definitely haven’t bent any laws, except the few that I outright broke. Not that you can prove that, of course.
Should I hail to put *you* to bed then? And oh of course not. There’s no proof you even talk to us. That would be illegal.
We all really should sleep more. I haven’t slept in three days.
Absolutely not, I’m an adult and I know my limits. And of course not. No proof at all.
Do I need to yell at *you* to sleep? Because I can and will.
I’ll go to sleep if you will. Otherwise you should not. Bold of you to assume you know who to call, anyways.
...Fine. I will sleep tonight, if you will.
It does bother me a little that I wouldn’t know how to contact you.
It’s a deal then.
And do not worry. I will definitely contact you. If I need you and otherwise.
I can’t guarantee I’ll get more than three hours of sleep, but it’s better than nothing.
Good. Have I given your imparter permission to bypass the security to hail me? I know I did so for all the kids, just in case they needed anything, but I don’t know about you.
I am afraid that just will not do, Bronte. We are talking a five hour minimum. It doesn’t have to be at the same time, just in the next twelve hours.
I don’t think you did. Will you double check for me?
Three hours is a good night. And I’m not going back to bed after I wake up the first time. That’s just asking for more nightmares.
Yes, let me check. It doesn’t seem like it, I’ll do that right now.
Three hours is usually about as much as I can manage myself, but do try for more? I’ll do the same.
Why thank you. I shall hail far more than you’d like, I’m sure.
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Good to know. I will absolutely not make sure Joon’s parents suffer, but I will make sure to keep an eye on his diet. And as for Sophie and the rest, perhaps tell me something I don’t know. How that girl can be so talented and yet so reckless I’ll never know.
Yes, definitely do keep an eye on that. And I have no clue either, but it somehow falls to us to keep her from getting hurt.
As long as we’re there to bail her out....
And between you and me, it is good to know that you care about the children as much as I do.
*sigh* as long as we’re there to bail her out.
...I do not care about the children. Except Sophie. And Keefe. And...all of them. I didn’t mean to care, but here we are.
Here we are indeed. I knew you’d come around to them.
It did take some time. I was not open at first, but...well, here we are and I’m trying to keep them all safe somehow now.
They truly do grow on you. I tried to be professional with them, but found it very difficult... we take care of our kids as much as we can.
Tell me about it. I have an unfortunate soft spot for children.
...we do. Don’t ever tell them that I would die for them, please.
I’ll keep your secret, Bronte. Your soft spot is safe with me.
Thank you. They already know more of my softness than I’d like.
I can’t imagine how they found out.*wink*
All in good fun my friend.
It definitely was not me trying to keep them safe. Or being convinced into baking cookies for the teenagers.
Oh absolutely not. Nor was it because you hail them to make sure they’ve gone to bed. Or the laws bent so they don’t get into trouble. Not that there’s proof of any of that happening.
If I didn’t hail them, Sophie would stay up until 3 am like me. And I definitely haven’t bent any laws, except the few that I outright broke. Not that you can prove that, of course.
Should I hail to put *you* to bed then? And oh of course not. There’s no proof you even talk to us. That would be illegal.
We all really should sleep more. I haven’t slept in three days.
Absolutely not, I’m an adult and I know my limits. And of course not. No proof at all.
Do I need to yell at *you* to sleep? Because I can and will.
I’ll go to sleep if you will. Otherwise you should not. Bold of you to assume you know who to call, anyways.
...Fine. I will sleep tonight, if you will.
It does bother me a little that I wouldn’t know how to contact you.
It’s a deal then.
And do not worry. I will definitely contact you. If I need you and otherwise.
I can’t guarantee I’ll get more than three hours of sleep, but it’s better than nothing.
Good. Have I given your imparter permission to bypass the security to hail me? I know I did so for all the kids, just in case they needed anything, but I don’t know about you.
I am afraid that just will not do, Bronte. We are talking a five hour minimum. It doesn’t have to be at the same time, just in the next twelve hours.
I don’t think you did. Will you double check for me?
Hello all. Apparently you kids are in violent need of some adult supervision, so I’m here to make sure no one dies. I shall be paying attention to your escapades, and will step in if they get too reckless. If you need me, you know where I am — E. L. F.
Oh god no. Anothe old man to yell at us
@councillor-bronte look who’s here
I am well aware that you need the extra discipline, Mr. Sencen. @councillor-bronte I am sure you will appreciate the extra help.
I absolutely will. These children are insane. And somehow believe I’m soft.
Somehow. Well, glad to be able to help you out, Bronte. We’ll see if we can guide them in a slightly more logical direction than the one they seem to be going in.
Somehow, and very erroneously I might add. I doubt we’ll keep them fully out of trouble, but at least we stand a better chance with two of us instead of just me.
I agree that it’s quite the losing battle, but between the two of us it should be easier. Do I need to be filled in on any recent occurrences?
Joon has a dislike for eating and a whole host of reckless ideas (and I absolutely did not help him get his terrible parents in trouble, if anyone asks), Sophie has absolutely zero regard for her own safety (neither does anyone else, actually), and as for the rest, it’s mostly just the usual level of insanity.
Good to know. I will absolutely not make sure Joon’s parents suffer, but I will make sure to keep an eye on his diet. And as for Sophie and the rest, perhaps tell me something I don’t know. How that girl can be so talented and yet so reckless I’ll never know.
Yes, definitely do keep an eye on that. And I have no clue either, but it somehow falls to us to keep her from getting hurt.
As long as we’re there to bail her out....
And between you and me, it is good to know that you care about the children as much as I do.
*sigh* as long as we’re there to bail her out.
...I do not care about the children. Except Sophie. And Keefe. And...all of them. I didn’t mean to care, but here we are.
Here we are indeed. I knew you’d come around to them.
It did take some time. I was not open at first, but...well, here we are and I’m trying to keep them all safe somehow now.
They truly do grow on you. I tried to be professional with them, but found it very difficult... we take care of our kids as much as we can.
Tell me about it. I have an unfortunate soft spot for children.
...we do. Don’t ever tell them that I would die for them, please.
I’ll keep your secret, Bronte. Your soft spot is safe with me.
Thank you. They already know more of my softness than I’d like.
I can’t imagine how they found out.*wink*
All in good fun my friend.
It definitely was not me trying to keep them safe. Or being convinced into baking cookies for the teenagers.
Oh absolutely not. Nor was it because you hail them to make sure they’ve gone to bed. Or the laws bent so they don’t get into trouble. Not that there’s proof of any of that happening.
If I didn’t hail them, Sophie would stay up until 3 am like me. And I definitely haven’t bent any laws, except the few that I outright broke. Not that you can prove that, of course.
Should I hail to put *you* to bed then? And oh of course not. There’s no proof you even talk to us. That would be illegal.
We all really should sleep more. I haven’t slept in three days.
Absolutely not, I’m an adult and I know my limits. And of course not. No proof at all.
Do I need to yell at *you* to sleep? Because I can and will.
I’ll go to sleep if you will. Otherwise you should not. Bold of you to assume you know who to call, anyways.
...Fine. I will sleep tonight, if you will.
It does bother me a little that I wouldn’t know how to contact you.
It’s a deal then.
And do not worry. I will definitely contact you. If I need you and otherwise.
