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CRAIG!??!?!

What are you doing ?!?! 

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Welcome to the Freak Show. I’m still messing around with clothes design and other characters but I just really wanted a circus/freak show AU.

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Your Majesty Craig

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You can’t be a ninja without ninjutsu!

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shit post long leg craig.

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The Beast

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Leave me alone I don’t draw hot guys often

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Secret

Uh

I dunno

You ran around in the street naked

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That’s no secret

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Dude

Mad respect

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Word.

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What’s your name?

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Its Ozzy. What's up?

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Secret

Uh

I dunno

You ran around in the street naked

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That’s no secret

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Dude

Mad respect

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Word.

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Secret

Uh

I dunno

You ran around in the street naked

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That's no secret

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Send (╯°□°)╯ for my muse’s reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!

Craig didn’t know the girl well, but he had chatted with her a little, smoked with her a little. They kind of got along well enough, but that didn’t really constitute her punching someone he was flirting with.

“Uh… Hey there. Want to explain what just happened?”

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“But I was gonna-” Craig just sighed and decided to let it go at that point. What was done was done and there was nothing Craig could do about it at that point. “Yeah.” He pulled out his lighter and handed it to her before saying, “You lose it or steal it and I’ll be punching you.”

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She chuckled lighting up the end of her j and slid it back into his hand puffing several times to get the cherry going.

“Please. If you can hurt me please do”

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Craig pulled out a cigarette and lit it with the returned lighter. Taking a drag and blowing it back out, Craig gave the other a look.

“You know that sounds kinky and shit right?”

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She let out another laugh, a bit louder this time and felt her cheeks flush. It did now that he mentioned it. "I swear its not like that" she mumbled down a bit unsettled sounding. She turned a bit. "See ya"

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(╯°□°)╯

Send (╯°□°)╯ for my muse’s reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!

Craig didn’t know the girl well, but he had chatted with her a little, smoked with her a little. They kind of got along well enough, but that didn’t really constitute her punching someone he was flirting with.

“Uh… Hey there. Want to explain what just happened?”

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She turned her attention towards him and grinned, “I can’t explain it right here in detail but this guy stole something from me” she said and stole a glance at the perp before shoving what had been hers in her pocket. Pocket rattling and full of intoxicants. “While I’m here, you got a light? I lost mine” she mumbled a bit.

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“But I was gonna-” Craig just sighed and decided to let it go at that point. What was done was done and there was nothing Craig could do about it at that point. “Yeah.” He pulled out his lighter and handed it to her before saying, “You lose it or steal it and I’ll be punching you.”

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She chuckled lighting up the end of her j and slid it back into his hand puffing several times to get the cherry going.

“Please. If you can hurt me please do”

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(╯°□°)╯

Send (╯°□°)╯ for my muse’s reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!

Craig didn’t know the girl well, but he had chatted with her a little, smoked with her a little. They kind of got along well enough, but that didn’t really constitute her punching someone he was flirting with.

“Uh… Hey there. Want to explain what just happened?”

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She turned her attention towards him and grinned, "I can't explain it right here in detail but this guy stole something from me" she said and stole a glance at the perp before shoving what had been hers in her pocket. Pocket rattling and full of intoxicants. "While I'm here, you got a light? I lost mine" she mumbled a bit.

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Torture Device-Inspired Headcanons

                         These headcanons may be thematically dark or NSFW.

Judas Cradle: Would your muse rather suffer physically, or be humiliated? Heretic’s Fork: Is there something your muse will never confess to? Iron Chair: How easily does your muse cave to pressure? Brazen Bull: Has your muse ever been ‘hoist by their own petard?’ Pear of Anguish: In what ways is your muse sexually deviant, if at all? Scold’s Bridle: Is your muse a gossip? Do they nag? Lie? Slander? Catherine Wheel: How much pain can your muse withstand? Mancudera: What is the most physical pain your muse has felt? Exposure: Would your muse rather freeze to death, or burn? Crocodile Shears: Your muse must lose a body part. Which? Cat’s Paw:  What is your muse’s reaction to gore? Garrote: Your muse must kill someone. How do they do it? Saws: Would your muse rather die quick and painfully, or slow and painlessly?

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A joke abt the south park fandom:

widely drawn older stan headcanon, widely drawn older craig headcanon, and widely drawn older damien headcanon walk into a bar

No one can tell them apart

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I can’t take another sick week. Kill me.

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Reblog me. I’m sick. Come on.