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[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[violentoffender]

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 9th March 2025

↳ Bodacious Bug Mosquito | Retired Design

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

This just gave me a great idea thanks

[biblical-figures]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Chops your head off but my blade is unnaturally sharp and my hand is steady and my arc is perfect and your head flies off in one smooth downwards swing and soars through the air forever and never hits the ground

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[troacctid]

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

[pukicho]

Went outside and honestly, what is the fuck is going on out here.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry