i am actually tenderly reaching out to grasp your hindleg

you can't hurt me my main blog is a doctor who blog lmao yknow when youre in a conversation and youre like not only would i not be able to explain this to anyone else i wouldnt be able to explain it to the me of ten minutes ago

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[tomb-of-madeline]

Letter to Babette

A gothic gay vampire rat comic originally published by my friend Pete Faecke in Double Digest #3: Hairball

you can follow Pete, see excerpts of his excellent comic, and learn about the other double digests on instagram.

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[apricops]

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

[shieldfoss]

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

—

The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

[garmbreak1]

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

[brazenautomaton]

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe

[archontrance]

Ya i actually used to know her before she was completely destroyed

[threedollarsdotcom]

how the dance instructor be looking at you when you vaporize the rest of the class 🤣🤣

[xensilverquill]

hummus would like to go traveling again. will you reblog to take her with you to see the world?

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[real-world-tips]

Dante Alighieri once described the level of hell where spam callers are sent to when they die. We’re still not sure how he knew about those.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

morshu was exposed recently for selling dubious products illegally. in real life. not making this up. his tiktoks were already in poor taste tbf you should never fucking joke about selling b*mbs but this is frankly terrifying. do not give this man your rubies.

twt thread by gwonam

and the worst part? if Selling Actual Fucking B*mbs isn't enough, he's also selling bombs to MINERS. see this leaked screenshot from @/steveminecraft

this is seriously seriously fucked up. i went and deleted all my morshu posts because i dont want to even give this disgusting man any more attention. you should too.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

HE RESPONDED LMAO

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

He will never recover from this.

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[javascript-official]

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

[linguisticparadox]

(via @luimnigh )

[anphivenas]

well i found out the right organ combination sewn together can turn raw pennies into pure Ambrosia but my loose organs keep disappearing into this hole in my cupboard so i’ve stayed #Thirsty

[anphivenas]

my shotgun trap has just caught a beast of uncompromising gluttony

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story