i am actually tenderly reaching out to grasp your hindleg

you can't hurt me my main blog is a doctor who blog lmao yknow when youre in a conversation and youre like not only would i not be able to explain this to anyone else i wouldnt be able to explain it to the me of ten minutes ago

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[ttnn77]

PUPPY LAMB BY ME WITH MY PC MOUSE. CLICK FOR HIGH RES

[valeriel]

jeff in marketing gets a divorce, acrylic on paper 2025

[nightmaresyrup]

I compressed and minified a Gryphon. Marvel at how tiny it is! (Around the size of a corgi)

[nonetoon]

Animals like music or something 🐀 🎶

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[swagvo1d]

i hope i die warmed by the life i tried to live

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[elodieunderglass]

Oh well none of my business

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[powerburial]

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[frogsinflannel]

whoops sorry bud didn’t see you there (backs up so my post runs directly over you)

[catcrumb]

[medievaljournalist]

Could you do a post about the foolish emperor

im not saying shit about the emperor are you crazy that guys got like a hundred wizards on payroll. one wrong word & im getting hit with something called 'eightfold mutilation'

[avagarde]

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

[avagarde]

Ooooh I'm so excited!

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me