mind ya business

[agent-fluff-agent-wrinkle]

Why you can't tell a knock knock joke to a dog

*knock knock*

*BARK BARK BARK BARK*

[quichehound]

I laughed too hard at this

[bonbonlanguage]

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

[rk8con]

[cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free]

That moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer

[dennise-b]

this is literally inhumane 

[prettypassing]

brandon flowers sat down when he was 20 and wrote mr. brightside, like he didnt even realize he was going to write the greatest masterpiece of our generation, a song that will be remembered for ages, a timeless classic. a song literally everyone has heard, knows of, and/or can sing along to . like wow, he fucking did THAT 

[oh-good]

destiny was calling him

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[boingmann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[saintdollyparton]

I love the pure joy and laughter of the people filming this too lol

[disc80s]

don’t say anything, just reblog…

[weirdmageddon]

[bearmagus]

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Slowly zooms in on four portraits*

*News anchor sitting at desk, silent and despondent*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor*

*BREAK-* *BREAKING - NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor, still silent*

*Short cut off video of -

*BREAKING NEWS* (person recording laughs)

casket bearers at a funeral*

*BREA-* *BREAKING NEWS*

*Strange animatic of a man with gears and building in background* (person recording laughs, more raucously)

*Zoom out shot of anchor again. He still does not look pleased. lasts for almost 30 seconds* (quiet laughs)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again* (more laughter)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again. Slow zoom.* (chortling) 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[tomorrowsofyesterday]

Ghost in the Shell (2017) starring Scarlett Johansson

[disgustinganimals]

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[tearlessrain]

The fact that this language is at a point where “I don’t care” and “behold the field in which I grow my fucks” mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes

[bleedandcry]

why do puppies sound so funny

[bleedandcry]

update: this is him now

[477]

the curve is real