mind ya business

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[tomorrowsofyesterday]

Ghost in the Shell (2017) starring Scarlett Johansson

[disgustinganimals]

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[tearlessrain]

The fact that this language is at a point where “I don’t care” and “behold the field in which I grow my fucks” mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes

[bleedandcry]

why do puppies sound so funny

[bleedandcry]

update: this is him now

[477]

the curve is real

[a-daks]

“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.

[act1]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THERES NO WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE FUCK

[al-grave]

“What do you play?”

“The Clarinet, you?”

“I play the fucking HAMMER”

[bloogue-deactivated20160524]

I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard

[rinasaurusrex]

I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

So are you gonna tell us what you found out?

[pkpaulshow]

[the-gr3y]

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

MY GRANDMA TOOK THIS VIDEO ITS A FOX WITH BABY IN HER YARD

[ghostbunn-deactivated20221110]

@cottonttail

[ghostdaddotcx]

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

[sirenstare]

um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me