mind ya business

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[iguanamouth]

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin

[catsofinstagram]

[gerardwaysfetishopera]

@avocadonot

[mawile]

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

[svzannebrown]

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

[sushinfood]

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

[gifsboom]

[agirlnamedally]

i can’t wait until i’m living with my soulmate somewhere near the mountains, taking our dogs on hikes, dancing around our kitchen to music and buying fresh produce from farmers markets on a sunday morning

[witchgems-remade]

so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[sol1loqu1st]

i mean,…… i understand this post,, i understand what youre trying to say, but im really curious, um,

how

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

night time my time

[justwanttosayiamheretostay]

These all feel like they were taken the exact same night at the exact same moment

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via seoglyu)

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

[elodieunderglass]

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

[redtaske]

Omg yay! This is back on my dash!!! :D

[phantomdoodler]

[manouchan]

@blitz913

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[mostlyjudson]

this is so ridiculous lol. 

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Two totally different personalities lmao

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[postingwhileblack]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Dear God….

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

I am fucking dying omg

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

[coleyyoung]

Oh my fucking god

[i-mister-completely]

Always reblog.

[fruitsfemme]

A customer, after carefully wrapping their hand in cloth, punching through the window, reaching through to unlock the door which emits a burglar alarm when you open it, and flicking on the lights to illuminate an empty building in the midnight hours: are you open?