mind ya business

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[boingmann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[blue-pixiedust]

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

[necron-9-9]

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

[atomictourists]

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

[saintdollyparton]

I love the pure joy and laughter of the people filming this too lol

[disc80s]

don’t say anything, just reblog…

[weirdmageddon]

[bearmagus]

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Slowly zooms in on four portraits*

*News anchor sitting at desk, silent and despondent*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor*

*BREAK-* *BREAKING - NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor, still silent*

*Short cut off video of -

*BREAKING NEWS* (person recording laughs)

casket bearers at a funeral*

*BREA-* *BREAKING NEWS*

*Strange animatic of a man with gears and building in background* (person recording laughs, more raucously)

*Zoom out shot of anchor again. He still does not look pleased. lasts for almost 30 seconds* (quiet laughs)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again* (more laughter)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again. Slow zoom.* (chortling) 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[tomorrowsofyesterday]

Ghost in the Shell (2017) starring Scarlett Johansson

[disgustinganimals]

[neurodivergentaf]

someone: *raises their voice*

me: death is so close i can practically taste it

[tearlessrain]

The fact that this language is at a point where “I don’t care” and “behold the field in which I grow my fucks” mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes

[bleedandcry]

why do puppies sound so funny

[bleedandcry]

update: this is him now

[477]

the curve is real

[a-daks]

“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.

[act1]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THERES NO WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE FUCK

[al-grave]

“What do you play?”

“The Clarinet, you?”

“I play the fucking HAMMER”

[bloogue-deactivated20160524]

I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard

[rinasaurusrex]

I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

So are you gonna tell us what you found out?

[pkpaulshow]

[the-gr3y]

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you