mind ya business

[gothredy]

[valtsv]

trips and falls and cracks my head open but it's filmed like a pantyshot

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[jennamoran]

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

[rickybabyboy]

dangerous misinformation

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[myfootyrthroat]

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

[smegorl]

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

[myfootyrthroat]

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[diehellasrache]

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS. THIS IS THE BOTTOM OF THE KNOW BEFORE YOU GO PAGE AT THE MATTHAEI BOTANICAL GARDENS. I HAVE CLICKED THE RATTLESNAKE BUTTON

if you click it tells you fun facts about the eastern massasauga rattlesnake, and also to leave it alone, and that they will not be relocating michigan's beautiful only venomous snake so don't be a bitch about it

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[disgustinggf]

[imagedescribed]

[ID:

A tweet by @/chiefkeefmidi that reads: By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... ... Kiss my ass

/end ID]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[uglyfruit]

my tumblr archive is sooo important to me. like that’s my whole life

[victusinveritas]

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

[princessfag]

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism