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joshpeck

this video changed my life

@owligator

WHAT IS THIS

I knew this shit was gonna blow up.

sipnsyphe

Who dat?

nowhites

omg that’s boogie we saw him at the denzel curry concert!!!

goldnpoc

exploregif-blog

carudamon119

audrocur-deactivated20221128

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

skidar

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species

jeza-red

Christ

aniseandspearmint

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

sisterofsteam

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

saintoflostmonsters

Whole block eatin good tonight

teamikaruga

@donesparce

denisefromgrovestreet

@la-siren

5thdimensionbruhman

I could eat for days off of his fat ass

purpleshirtedeyestabber

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

imsoshive

hot-dudes-and-tattoos

newenglandhardcore

Is he tattooing himself

queenwhiskey

spacebuns

percyhoneybee

loony-b:

spacebuns:

look at her. listen to this. watch the fucking tiny round paws.

ooooohhhhh myyYYYY GOOOOOOOOD

jeou

elucubrare

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

sashayed

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

Was This Helpful aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull

roachpatrol

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

sashayed

Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired

derichelieu

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle (x)

woodmeat

If you ride for ya dogs youll chin check a kangaroo

tastefullyoffensive

“This pillow is very licky.”

bana05

“You are just FILTHY! I can’t belie-WHY ARE YOU FILTHY? What have you been do-? You know what? Hold still…”

newtypezaku

lunulata-deactivated20221105

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

raptorific

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

lunulata-deactivated20221105

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.