mind ya business

[goldnpoc]

[exploregif-blog]

[carudamon119]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

[skidar]

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

[jeza-red]

Christ

[aniseandspearmint]

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

[sisterofsteam]

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species.  PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths.  I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

[saintoflostmonsters]

Whole block eatin good tonight

[teamikaruga]

@donesparce

[denisefromgrovestreet]

@la-siren

[5thdimensionbruhman]

I could eat for days off of his fat ass

[purpleshirtedeyestabber]

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

[imsoshive]

[hot-dudes-and-tattoos]

[newenglandhardcore]

Is he tattooing himself

[queenwhiskey]

[spacebuns]

[percyhoneybee]

loony-b:

spacebuns:

look at her. listen to this. watch the fucking tiny round paws.

ooooohhhhh myyYYYY GOOOOOOOOD

[jeou]

[elucubrare]

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

[sashayed]

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

Was This Helpful aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull

[roachpatrol]

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

[sashayed]

Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

[derichelieu]

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle (x)

[woodmeat]

If you ride for ya dogs youll chin check a kangaroo

[tastefullyoffensive]

“This pillow is very licky.”

[bana05]

“You are just FILTHY! I can’t belie-WHY ARE YOU FILTHY? What have you been do-? You know what? Hold still…”

[newtypezaku]

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

[raptorific]

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

[seloff1]

[crownthepharaohs-deactivated201]

No he did not do a cartwheel 😂💀

[imsoshive]

Did that nigga Riverdance?!

[ayungbiochemist]

He hit a full on ballerina spin on pointed toe

[underwater-peace]

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

I

AM

SOBBING

[tarnishedgoldenboy]

😂😂😂😂

[calaminty]

Anatole: hey Pierre, what's up?

Pierre: the ceiling. The sky. My expectations for you which you fall drastically short of.

[fozzie]

in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

UPDATE! i was able to identify the artist as daniel guinness. he gave me permission to keep these images up and to include his email address [email protected] if you would like to buy one! please support his art :)

[fozzie]

sorry for all the changes to this post! i have a final update! the artist has contacted me and given me permission to keep these images up, on the condition that i include his email address so any of you can contact him if you want a sweater :P many thousands of you have expressed interest, so please help this guy make big bucks.

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.