kev

[toast-boys]

whoever did this captions on today’s dan and phil patreon video. i will find you and i will kill you. my deepest and sincerest FUCK YOU for covering the entire screen, missing the subsequent fifteen seconds of subtitling

[baejax-the-great]

[brokentoasterrr]

“adhd is a superpower” i have not put away my laundry or my clean dishes but i have knitted five beanies and crocheted three in the past two weeks there is nothing super or powerful about that i am simply a man obsessed

[modelsof-color]

Miao Ziyi by Nicola Delorme for Altered States Magazine April 2023

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[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[jinzua]

It’s a mine

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[shock]

and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

[weirdnessisgood]

[beardhairdontcare-deactivated20]

Anyways, here’s wonderwall.

[gif87a-com]

Everyday he waits for his owner.

[yung-penis-deactivated20200816]

im gonna hav a heart attack

[robeblr]

Do. It. For . Him.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[toast-boys]

the dedication to lay on the floor of a train,,,,

[thatfunnyblog]

“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

[stillslydgn-blog]

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[roseverdict]

WODJSKXNSIJXSKD

[systlin]

I had to look this up and it is true

what the FUCK 2020

[officialdippindots]

We are the ice cream of the FUTURE, after all :)

[pharmdup]

The tags on this post are my favorite ever so I’ve collected the best ones for y’all:

[pharmdup]

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[jari-memes-that-melt-steel-beams]

I met the woman of my dreams on Tumblr ^_^

[friendly-octopus]

I met the man of my dreams on Tumblr 👀😁

[chessys]

i met a girl who made a hate blog about me and threatened to leak my nudes!!!

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