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i love male birds because they HAVE to serve absolute catastrophic cunt in order to get the females

and all the females look like pocket lint

and then there are birds like the tūī, in which the females ALSO serve equal amounts of catastrophic cunt. it's like a woman and a man getting married in matching sequin bedazzled suits and silk bowties.

these two are Bird Flirting. they're endemic to aotearoa, polynesia!

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skajador

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

maelwife

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

kazieka

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

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