Phil's Futuristic Space Kettle/Toaster

What's better than kitten toast? Future toast.

[thvnhv]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FANGIRL.

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why are you on tumblr if you aren’t a fangirl

ALL THE NOTES

do fanboxes count

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fanbed

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fanhat

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I can't wait to meet Phil and Dan! All of the other objects say great things about them!

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The Phandom has clearly gone insane. I like us.

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The postman clearly hasn't read the fragile label on my box. 

[danisnotofire]

The phandom:

You’ve got your phan shippers. You’ve got your non-phan-shippers. You’ve got your dangirls. You’ve got your Phillions. You’ve got your fantastic foursomers or whatever theyre called. You’ve got your obsessive fangirls. You’ve got your casual fans. BUT THEN YOU’VE GOT THE INANIMATE OBJECT BLOGS.

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Twitter

Toaster/kettle on Twitter? WHAT?!?! https://twitter.com/PhilsNewToaster

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Facebook

Toaster/Kettle on Facebook? What?!? Here's the link: http://www.facebook.com/phils.newtoaster

I only accept friend requests from other inanimate objects. 

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IMPORTANT SRS BSNS

Just in case you didn't know, this is the original Space Toaster/Kettle Tumblr account.

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This box is dark. 

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Phil better be home when I arrive. Toaster kettles need friends, too.

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Phil really turns me on.

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Do you know what Phil likes black? His toast. 

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you know what to do, phandom

PHILS-FUTURISTIC-SPACE-TOASTER.TUMBLR.COM

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Done and done.