something wicked this way comes

Sophia, 30 year old chaotic bisexual. she/her. Love the nordic countries, especially Norway. Mostly fangirling over various TV shows with queer (sub)plots and gorgeous actresses. 💜 Feel free to ask me anything! ✨

[n1ntendos]

bought an incredible shirt yesterday

[forestgreenivy-deactivated20250]

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[poughkeepsiesjr]

if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass

[etheltempest]

every day i smash gender norms by being a woman who’s avoidant and emotionally unavailable #feminism

[official-german-translationen]

Aber nur um einmal Minister zu sein, dass das irgendwo bei Wikipedia steht, das ist nicht mein Ding. Ich wär auch nicht erfolgreich gewesen. Wenn sie mich jetzt aufgestellt hätten, weiß ich nicht, als Gesundheitsminister, wär ich wahrscheinlich nicht erfolgreich gewesen; die Leite hätten gesagt "Warum wird der Gesundheitsminister, was hat der damit zu tun?" Und deswegen: Schuster, bleib bei deinen Leisten, mach das was du kannst.

-- Carsten Linnemann, Gesundheitsminister

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[justannoyingbear]

Aufgrund ihrer fortgesetzt beschissenen und menschenfeindlichen Politik wurde einstimmig beschlossen*, der CDU/CSU die Buchstaben C, D und S abzuerkennen. Bei der nächsten Wahl treten sie als U/U an.

Aus den beschlagnahmten Buchstaben basteln wir uns einen CSD.

*Ich habe das beschlossen. Einstimmig.

[foxes-in-love]

[whenfatecollides]

FANNY ARDANT & CATHERINE DENEUVE in 8 WOMEN (2002) dir. François Ozon

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

[pankendev]

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges