Toaster Queef Balls 9000

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you

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Yeah I know connecting to public WiFi servers is a security risk, but I WANT them to see the fire yaoi I’m reading

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“If you don’t like this it’s your fault, you should have filtered your tags.” First of all, that is victim blaming and also I DON’T KNOW HOW. YOU THINK I WAS LOOKING FOR SCAT FETISH FICS?!

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Motion sickness is so stupid. Like I’m literally just sitting here what do you mean I want to throw up.

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Nothing more unifying than a common enemy. Nothing more dividing than peace.

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Often I find myself typing out comments, stopping to think, and then deciding not to post them. Y’all could learn a thing or two.

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I woke up believing I had finally beat the flu I’ve been working through until I tried calling a vaguely cat-shaped box to me for 3 minutes.

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“You’ll never see these people again, live how you want.” I live in a small town bro, I’m gonna see all these people at Walmart next week 💔

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Reading through some of my older fics and realized I unironically said “piercing blue orbs”. Might have to kms ngl

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m the farthest from a dick sucking expert that you could find, but something tells me you’re not actually supposed to suck dick. Like my autistic ass over here has always taken that term completely literally until all the sudden I realize the dick is probably not meant to be literally vacuumed by the mouth.

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Y’all too apologetic about your autism. Stop apologizing. You’re never going to live up to their expectations anyway.

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So many stupid Edgar Allen Poe quotes on my feed constantly. Show me the word of the autistic people 🗣️

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Just entered Florida. This place fucking sucks.

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Just got back from my first time in nyc. That was the only place I was ever able to shit in a public bathroom without feeling like mfs got sound amplifying devices hooked up with headphones on either stall beside me. We all shit together, in peace. It was one of the most unifying experiences of my life.

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I don’t want doomed yaoi they will live happily ever after

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I don’t understand why people and men like ass. That’s where poop.comes from. And that’s gay.

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So much aesthetic-posting on my feed. Show me TITS

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Lowkey in my scallywag era