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I am very sad. Laugh at me. Gaze upon my tragedy of life. I like music 👍 I am also on Youtube and Bandcamp

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This is my favorite image I think. I got it as an ad on Quizlet in 2022

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I forgot to post about it the day it came out but THE SCHMUSICAL IS OUT!!!!!!!

I'm really happy with how it turned out and I think it's a lot of fun

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Mustard Melvin

Mature Melvin

Wide Worchester Melvin

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TOMORROW: THE 90 MINUTES OF THE MOST SCHMUSTACULAR SONG AND SKETCH TO EVER GRACE THE SCREEN

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I don't usually post on tumblr about Youtube videos that i make but this is an important enough exception that i need everyone to know. For the past two years, I have been working on a full length musical with my friends. it is called The Schmusical and it comes out in one week unless something goes horribly wrong. I have put so much effort into it and I am finally ready to show everyone what it looks like. I just released the trailer and you should go watch it and tell everyone you know ok thanks bye

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I don't think I ever posted about this on here but I have a neocities page! I think I first started it about a year ago as a way to learn html and I've been tinkering with it ever since. I'm actually taking a web design class rn so I've been learning a lot and have actually made something that's worth sharing. it's not perfect but theres some good stuff on there including some original writing that isn't available anywhere else. you should go check it out

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I love tinkering with it constantly for a day and then forgetting about it so don't be surprised if stuff randomly changes but also don't be surprised if it doesn't

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I don't think I ever posted about this on here but I have a neocities page! I think I first started it about a year ago as a way to learn html and I've been tinkering with it ever since. I'm actually taking a web design class rn so I've been learning a lot and have actually made something that's worth sharing. it's not perfect but theres some good stuff on there including some original writing that isn't available anywhere else. you should go check it out

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When you’ve got that Friday feeling! 

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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Skin of Omission

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52! card pickup

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they call me the mountain because of the way that children usually depict me as a simple triangle

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This is the newest meme. No one is ready

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Just caught the wise and mystical ancient tree in my backyard that I base all of my life decisions on using Grok :/

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Just had a dream that involved a different, entirely seperate Dark McDonalds. The one in my dreams was this dark 90s themed McDonalds with an all black logo that was infinitely big on the inside and had movie theater bowling alley carpet. Nothing had any labels and you didn’t get to decide what you ate. There were a bunch of different people in there who wanted you to try on different clothing and stay there forever. I escaped from it once but went back in to try and get evidence that it was real but I couldn’t. Also every Tuesday it was finitely sized and not evil and had music nights. Still dark themed though

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Naming my horse “car” to see if I can fool anyone

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You have to be stuck on a desert island with one of these guys; whose it gonna be?

Michael Sandwich

Chip Chantry

Voting ended onJun 20, 2025

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Bro looking exactly like Schmubert

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Dude is the spitting image of Schmubert

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Guy is the most Schmubert-esque I’ve ever seen

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Fella just hit Schmuberty

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Pal is indistinguishable from Schmubert

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Man is Schmubert’s doppelgänger

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Buckaroonie was separated at birth from Schmubert

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Chum is a 1:1 recreation of Schumbert

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Buddy undergoing Schumberculosis

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Fellow is 100% similar to Schmubert

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Lad is a perfect replica of Schmubert

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Boy is a second Schmubert

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This is now my most popular post

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Partner is Schmubertcore

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He got an A+ on the Schmubert test

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Hey girl are you Schmubert? because you are Schmubert

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Photo with the squad

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They be “Schmubert”, if you know what I mean

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In a venn diagram between friend and Schmubert, let’s just say its a circle

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Buster:Schmubert H20:water

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Companion is doing a 24/7 Schmubert cosplay