Peacefully on our way to church, people are talking but I’m not paying attention until,
Brother: I would happily write a ten page paper on Phineas and Ferb
Dad: ok. Make it a paper comparing Candace to Javert.
Brother: Does this mean I have to read Les Mis?
Dad and me at same time: Yes.
Me: While you’re at it, you could also read the abridged Count of Monte Cristo (he’s read the abridged) and use the count to discuss the nuances of justice. Because Javert and Candace rely on a system to enact justice. They need to go through other people while the count does not trust any sort of system so he does everything himself. You could also go into the differences btw justice and vengeance
Mom: ALRIGHT, so who wants to say the rosary?


















