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Occasional homebrew, less occasional everything else (they/them)

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Putting Bi in Bitch

About me:

I go by Melody, Mels is also acceptable, as is Dark Lord.

My pronouns are they/them.

Current obsessions are editing my book, dungeons and dragons, shitty mobile games, and other random stuff.

I post homebrew content, and occasionally other stuff.

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How do I tell my players that I’m planning to kill off their favorite homeless man

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hi i made a song

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My friend made a cool song

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An excerpt from “The Death of Fire: A Firsthand Recounting” by Artel Barren

-for the gods never truly die. Only the vessels. If you killed War, would there be no violence? Would the concept of war cease to be? It couldn’t, because we will simply find conflict elsewhere. Maybe this conflict would be different in some incomprehensible way, but it would still be War. Thus War never truly died in this scenario, only changed form.

When the Empire killed Fire, in the aftermath they still warmed their rations over the campfire. Only, it was changed. As I bit into the rations a soldier offered me, I could feel it. The force warming our food was no longer Fire as we knew it. It was violent, corrupt like those who had slain its vessel. The only word that could describe it was “Inferno”.”

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Delta Stalkers: Large thin humanoids that live along river banks, often adjacent to population centers. Their height ranges from 5-12 feet tall (1.5-4 meters). Their skin, known to be highly flexible, is made up of two layers. The first is a set of scales, similar to that of a salamander, and underneath is the second, a thin, rubberlike material connecting the scales together. This skin is known to be extremely flexible, and can stretch up to 4 times it’s non-elongated size.

Normally bipedal, the Stalkers drop to all fours only when chasing prey (which they catch by creating pockets in their skin) or running away from predators. In their bipedal state, they move sluggishly, often no faster than a human toddler. In their quadripedal state however, an adult delta stalker can run up to 14 feet per second (4.27 meters per second).

The creatures have ball-joints in their elbows and knees, allowing for full rotation on the x and y axes. Combined with their unique muscular structure (which allows all muscle groups to exert the same force with pulling as they do with pushing), their turn radius can near 180 degrees without a step being taken.

Due to an evolutionary defect, delta stalkers do not have teeth. instead, their mouth cavity is filled with thin, incredibly durable tendons meant to slice food on the way down. However, they can’t cut through most hard substances (such as bone). This has led to the species primarily targeting children and occasionally adolescents.

Image credits: Stat blocks made by me using a site I can’t remember

Sketch of Stalker made by my player Dilfy mcDilferson

note: The Kidnapper ability only works on medium or lower size categories. No more carrying two tarrasques