Boytoy by Night

he/him/they 30 MDNI Bi ADHD

[toastytortoise]

[toastytortoise]

Did I convince any of you guys to go outside?

[posthumanwanderings]

[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[toastytortoise]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

[aegeusskates]

I updated my TMNT IDW playlist!!! Now it’s got over 100 songs on there of my eclectic taste lol

For people who haven’t seen yet, I made this playlist to follow tmnt idw’s storyline (so it’s not a “what I think they would listen to” playlist). It mostly follows tmnt idw but it ofc applies to other iterations (like 03 quite a bit ngl).

I’m super proud of it tho and have put in a ton of effort!!! Even made a spreadsheet to make sure everything was following the story well.

So please give it a listen if you’re down :D

[toastytortoise]

Going outside is the cure! Go see the green things and the little bugs! What are they doing? Watch them! I met a puppy dog today and her people. She was 4 and a half months old. She'd just finished all her shots and this was her very first walk! Her mind was blown by everything. I got to meet a little baby puppy on her first walk! You can stop and grab tacos or whatever at a truck and eat on the street or in the park you can be surrounded by the trees while you eat delicious food. You can stop and talk to people who look like they wouldn't mind. The whole world is outside and gay Paulie Shore Pinocchio is right! We've got the whole world tussy!

[toastytortoise]

Enjoying tacos in the park absolutely nasty style!

[toastytortoise]

Just realized walnuts look like brains because they're good for your brain

[toastytortoise]

[toastytortoise]

Alright guys now look at this rock

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[toastytortoise]

Behold the beautiful world!!

[toastytortoise]

[toastytortoise]

[toastytortoise]

Oh! There's just one more thing...

[of-mutts-and-men]

Thinking about aggressive scent marking. A monster pounding your breeding hole hard and raw and cumming inside for a few seconds before pulling out and spraying thick ropes of seed all over your stomach, chest, and face. Even demanding that you open your mouth for it too before pushing back inside to finish off their first big load.