Fuck off

My name is Tobias and I just so happen to be a Senior, what more is there to know.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

How very manipulative of you…

[tobias-howard]

I have my moments.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

And let me make something clear to you. I don’t care what you care about. I was simply inquiring about the fact that you seem to prefer calling me ‘swan lake’, rather than my birth-given name, for some ungodly reason. It is a name that I don’t live up to, and don’t deserve. I would much prefer you to call me Fiona.

[tobias-howard]

Not happening. You're swan lake and you'll learn to deal with it if you want to pass history.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

Well, I’ve never done it, so I wouldn’t know.

I assure you that a group of children wouldn’t compare to the actual perfection that is Swan Lake.  It’s … enigmatic, in the complete and utter fines in which it requires. i can only hope that I will someday be good enough to even be a small part in a professional production of it.

[tobias-howard]

Oh, you poor poor sheltered girl.

Okay, let me make a thing clear to you. I don't care about ballet. I don't care about most sports, apart from basketball. The only reason I even know what ballet looks like is that my sister did it when she was younger. 

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

Isn’t the point of being drunk to feel different than you normally do? Ergo, wouldn’t getting used to it defeat its purpose.

You know that I’ve never actually been in a production of Swan Lake before, don’t you?

[tobias-howard]

Well I do feel different but I do it to... eh. Doesn't matter why. Don't tell me why I drink.

I don't but that's the only ballet I've seen and it was done by a bunch of five year olds, so there you go.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

You seem oddly sensible for a drunk person.

Are you drunk all of the time?

[tobias-howard]

That's what happens when you get used to it, swan lake.

Nah, just some times.

[tobias-howard]

OH JORDAN TODOSEY I REMEMBER USING HER AS AN FC AHAHA THAT WAS BEFORE I TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE ADAM (KINDA)

yo idk who plays him but bless you okay bless you for knowing the pain of not wanting to look in a mirror without binding 

[gtfobenedict-deactivated2015042]

Exercise is good! As a wannabe doctor, I am required to recommend it but not follow my own recommendations.

[tobias-howard]

Being on the basketball team makes you do quite a bit, no matter how much you don't want to. A wanna be doctor, huh?

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

Shouldn’t you be the one who understands yourself?

[tobias-howard]

I'll let someone else be in charge of that.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

I never understand you.

[tobias-howard]

Let's be real, I don't either.

[tobias-howard]

If I don't get like ten pounds of whipped cream in me in the next five minutes I will die due to exercise. 

[tobias-howard]

*.* YOUR FC THOUGH

I FEEL YOU BROSKI, HE’S GREAT.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

Oh … I’ve never had that experience before. Everything I do is for a reason … never just … because.

[tobias-howard]

Well that's no fun.

[olly-baby]

Ooh that’s some tough shit. The middle kid is close to me, but she’s the one who’ll punch me if I tell her to fuck off. 

[tobias-howard]

It is. The eldest is mostly the one who does trouble. But considering she looks up more to our older brother than me it's understandable, we don't like each other too much.

[nona-the-ballerina-deactivated2]

On what?

[tobias-howard]

On what the thing is.

[olly-baby]

You’ve got more than one sister? I do too. Two older ones. The oldest one hates me. She pushed me down the stairs,

[tobias-howard]

Yeah, I've got three. Three younger pains in my ass. The youngest just started high school but the eldest tried to shave my hair off when I told her she was acting like a dickhead.

[olly-baby]

Oh honey, my sister would too. But I still tell her to fuck off anyway. Then she punches me. Then she steals my cigarettes,

[tobias-howard]

Sisters, man. It's worse when you have more than one and they're not scared of you. 

[daneeaston]

You could try.

[tobias-howard]

But it doesn't make sense.