i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.
COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!
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i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.
COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!
say hi to my cuteness ... awww
guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.
also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you
duckduckgo fuck yourself
Genderfluid Ralsei theorizing kind of pisses me off sometimes sorry, especially when it’s presented as the Secret Third Most Enlightened Option. “Oh I know Ralsei is explicitly uncomfortable with their role as a prince and only adheres to it because of the prophecy but likeeee what if they still adhered to it sometimes anyway and Liked it. What if Ralsei became a princess but I still got to call them a boy because technically they COULD be a boy at any time. Ooh has anybody thought about that before? has anybody thought about how cool and #radical it would be if the trans girl never dared to identify as a girl 100 percent of the time and was perfectly happy living as a boy on odd-numbered days. I don’t think anybody’s ever had that idea before”
till deactivation do us part
im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
They're immortal.
They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.
They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.
They heckled the big bang.
"They say that time exists now."
"I can tell."
"How so?"
"Because this show is a waste of it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Did they let the fucking guy out
society peaked with youtube poop
collar with a tag that says NEEDS CLEAR STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMUNICATION OR STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON
collar with a tag that says NEEDS CLEAR STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMUNICATION OR STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON
collar with a tag that says NEEDS CLEAR STRAIGHTFORWARD COMMUNICATION OR STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON
one time i told a girl i thought of her when i watched a tv show and in response she said she thought of me when she watched lesbian porn
all ralsei sprites fall into one of 4 moods: pretty princess, smug bitch, bearer of the curse, dog begging you for boiling water on the stove
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
5: Unspoken Divide
Hunter has such a way with words.
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