when you get caught between the moon and new york city

toby de laurentis // twenty-one // pansexual where the fuck am i??

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

IT’S KAMA SUTRA SHOW AND TELL || KOBY

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

Kurt did a little spin in front of his mirror to make sure his pants and light blue shirt were in place, then he walked out of his room and headed to the stairs. Up until then, he couldn’t point finger on how was it that the new guy’s face seemed so familiar to him, but it did, and it bugged him not to know. Maybe once they got more acquaintanced he would ask; maybe all that time being cut out from the outside world had made him forget some things from his life, which was a terrified notion in itself.

As he reached the second floor and kept on walking down, he spotted the mn waiting at the top of the stairs and smiled; truth be told, he found him polite and open, and if nothing else, he looked like someone Kurt would like to hang out. “Toby, I suppose?” He offered him his hand as he almost reached the last step. “Kurt Hummel. Nice to meet you.”

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Toby grinned as soon as he saw Kurt, looking better than Toby could ever imagine. This afternoon was definitely going to be spank bank material for the rest of his life. And the bubblebutt thing? He’d just been playing, but he’d been right to call Kurt that. He was definitely a top’s dream, and if he’d done porn like Toby had he’d definitely be famous for that ass.

“That’s right - and damn, you look even more delicious in person,” he took Kurt’s hand, shaking it with a steady grip. He ran his tongue over his bottom lip as he admired Kurt’s form, spending just a little more time than necessary on Kurt’s ass.

[jamesashcroft-blog1]

Of course, pretty sure that’s in the constitution or something and you never know, if Trump makes it to presidency then he might be fine with that being a thing. I mean it’s kinky as fuck, but if you like sex it’s not the worst, I mean everyone here is very attractive, they must have picked the best looking. My theory is MTV.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Trump’s bringing back torture, so that would make sense. And when the US becomes a dictatorship with Trump in the role of dictator, that’ll definitely be the case. MTV would make sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is some new reality TV show they’ll make us sign for as soon as we get Stockholm Syndrome towards this manor or something.

[sexychefdanielkarofsky]

I assume someone explained things to you. I’m Daniel Karofsky.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Yeah, but I still don’t quite understand it. It seems too crazy to be real. But it’s nice to meet you, Daniel, I’m Toby De Laurentis.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

IT’S KAMA SUTRA SHOW AND TELL || KOBY

Toby breathed a sigh of relief on reaching the stairs, since he wasn’t exactly clear on where anything in this mansion was, and made his way downstairs as quickly as possible, wanting to get the show on the road. When he reached the bottom of the stairs he sat down, ran a hand through his hair and waited.

He still found this entire situation bizarre, but he had to admit to himself that he definitely didn’t mind being stuck in a sex manor. Especially considering all the attractive people that happened to be stuck with him. Of which, Kurt was one of them. Toby was definitely excited at the prospective of the sex dungeon, especially considering it probably involved doing somethign sexual to Kurt - yeah, he was definitely looking forward to that.

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

Oh, I wish my schedule was that busy, but I we can meet right now if you like. How about you give me five minutes and meet me at the bottom of the stairs?

Yeah, that makes two of us. If my father were to fid out about me, or what my brother is also doing, I doubt he would look at it kindly. He always told us to stay virgins until we were 30, haha.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I’m up for that. I’ll see you soon, then?

Til you’re 30? That’s just unrealistic. I doubt he did, so why should you? Besides, that just sounds so boring.

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

I tell you, it can be both a blessing and a curse, but most time it’s a blessing.. It’s never too early, no. I’d be happy to be your guide, I know that place very well by now.

I suppose that’s one way to look at it. Trust me, all of our jobs are so on the line when, if we get out of here. A stripper you say? Lucky crowd you wuld have there, that’s for sure. I know what you mean.. If my father were to learn what I used to did, he would die of a heartbreak for sure.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I’m looking forward to it. Beep me when you want to show me around, bubblebutt. Don’t keep me waiting too long, though.

Flattery gets you everywhere, but I doubt my family would be impressed. I’m glad you can empathise, because the thought of them finding out scares me shitless.

[phoenixxcrest]

Oh? Well there’s always the pool or the sauna. If you don’t mind wearing nothing but a towel. 

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

That’s not a problem. I work out far too much, so I’m doing pretty well in that department.

[phoenixxcrest]

Oh? What would you like a tour of, sweet thing? 

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I hear we all get bedrooms here, but honestly I’m not exactly picky when to comes to places to, uh, explore.

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

Ahaha, for some people, it is what it is almost every day, yes.

I’m sorry to hear that, but yes. Like I said, most people walk by and don’t really look at the surveys. They don’t want their secrets revealed, so they don’t scoop into others’.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Maybe this place isn’t so bad. Would it be too soon to ask you for a tour of the sex dungeon?

A bunch of strangers finding out isn’t so bad. It’s just my family, you know? My parents, my brother. Fuck, if my boss finds out that’ll be the end of my career. I’ll have to become a stripper or something just to get by. I did a lot of things when I was younger, it started being to just help my family get by, but they’d never see it that way. I was raised Catholic, and they’re stuck on the fact that I’m interested in guys.

[sanctuaryambrose]

I know it can be daunting, and it’s absolutely terrifying to wake up somewhere like this. If you have any other questions, or need any help, I don’t mind. There’s a map on your phone, by the way. The kitchen and most of the general living space is on the first floor. The second floor is where the entertainment stuff is. And the third is where you’ll find a bedroom. There’s roof access too, it’s nice up there- especially being trapped in here- to have open space and open air.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Thanks man, I really appreciate your help. It sounds like a glorified prison, but I’ll take it. It’s definitely bigger than my apartment, at least.

[thealice-summers-blog]

They do tend to put us in odd places here. As to where you are, somewhere in Ohio, I’m taking it you came to try and get out a certain survey you filled out. They- well placed us in here and now we can’t exactly get out. I know it might be a little scary for you right now, but I found the best thing was to not panic.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I think I went through the panic stage when I woke up alone in a gym... in Ohio. I mean, I’m from LA, and I flew all the way out here to get trapped in a shitty sex manor. It’s not so much scary, just... a really, really crazy inconvenience. I’m more confused, if anything.

[phoenixxcrest]

I’m sure you’ve gotten the tour already. I don’t need to do that, right? 

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I’d definitely appreciate a tour, just not of the manor.

[jamesashcroft-blog1]

At least you didn’t end up in the pool, though then again they kind of want to keep us in top shape and dumping you in the pool unconscious wouldn’t be the best idea. As o where you are, best way to describe this place is a big ol’ sex manor. 

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Because abducting a shit load of people is fine, it’s just when they start dying it becomes an inconvenience right? The people behind this must be insane. I mean, a sex manor? Seriously? Who even comes up with this stuff?

[twistedwisheshq]

I’m hoping you’ve been filled in already?

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

On how I’m supposed to be, uh, filling people in? I have indeed.

[sugarsugar-sweetie]

You’re in a ‘sex manor’. We’re all stuck here and we’ve all experienced what you’re feeling. Are you okay? Do you need help getting around? I’d be happy to show you the place. I’m Avery, by the way.

Originally posted by charleylucas

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I’m fine, I’m just... trying to get my head around waking up in a real life porno. I’d appreciate that, though, this place is crazy big for a sex prison thing.

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

Oh… haha. Yes, of course. Not really… Really? Hmm, I suppose you’re right. The pool, the gym, the theater, they’re all fun places to get kinky at. Oh! I forgot to mention we have a sex dungeon.

I… guess it’s probably not the best time for me to tell you this, but all our surveys are posted on the second floor balcony. It’s sort of banned territory for most, but not for everyone. Some people really preferred to keep their secrets as such, you see?

Let’s talk about something else, yes? For example, where are you from?

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

Not really? Hm, I’m changing that. A sex dungeon? Man, I’ve got to check that out. You’ve got to be able to get really kinky in there. Did I wake up in a porno?

Shit, I... that’s bad. Are these things public outside here? Because I’d like a life when I get out of this place and if people find out, I’m definitely not going to have a life to go back to.

[notsosweetporcelain-arch-deacti]

Yeah, something tells me you’re not going to have any issues on that aspect around here. You did hear all the things I said before, right? Oh haha, thank you, kind sir. Flattery is always appreciated.

Oh my, no no! Well, not quite. If you happen to have the chance, but it’s not a mandatory thing.

[tobiaskenobi-blog]

I’d assume you don’t either. Whether you are or you aren’t, I’m happy to help it whatever way I can. All I heard was just things that make sex even better.

I guess it’s not the worst thing in the world. It definitely could be worse. Although I may be jinxing it, since I don’t exactly know what secret they have on me yet.