Tobias the Adequate

Maker of things, Hapless Roadside Attraction

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My response to the question “What is a woman?” is, and shall forever be, “Your mother.”

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LUNCHABLES

Y'all may not realize this, but "Lunchables" as a product didn't exist when I was a kid.

Well, it kinda did but it was all DIY and if you had a parent who would GO TO THE TROUBLE of cutting your lunch meat up small for you and giving you both lunch meat AND crackers AND cheese you were truly loved.

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Item: Christmas Tree Cannon

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Respect the Cannon.

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I make ONE "Ok I think I might be back" post and Tumbler sez...

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Title.

What? Tumbler? Me? Tumbler? Really? Tumbler? Yeah. Infrequently. We'll see how this goes. I write and perform original songs, poetry of questionable quality, long-form essays and short-form blurtings. I'm a GenX kid in my 50s and frankly I'm astonished this planet is still here.

Onward.

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Not even a hurry-cane can stop Ol' Philo! Listen to "ASK PHILO S2 EP 7 - HURRY-CANES, ZOMBIES, GO-RILLAS AND LOGO" by The Adequate Podcasts. ⚓ https://anchor.fm/theadequate/episodes/ASK-PHILO-S2-EP-7---HURRY-CANES--ZOMBIES--GO-RILLAS-AND-LOGO-e1omrhs or look up "The Adequate Podcast" wherever you get your pod stuff! 

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... just realized that the shirt I’m wearing is about 20 years old. Huh. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPGSrkMrPMQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

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LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR Artisanal Gibberish Vol 1 published by Unruly Voices. Out on 15 May! Unrulyvoices.com/product/artisanal-gibberish #book #IWroteThis #ArtisanalGibnerish #UnrulyVoices #DeathByHashTag https://www.instagram.com/p/COgGmZULQSf/?igshid=1i54m6dh7oqve

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Ok then. The #Shanty Shanty #meta #thataboutcoversit https://www.instagram.com/p/CMrzdOxF3zP/?igshid=18ntvercuhxqo

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#chefPr0n for my friends and family who work in kitchens. You know who you are... https://www.instagram.com/p/CL10lnrlhJ-/?igshid=1pc6imo9zi4pt

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DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF THE OLD MAGIC. I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN #ICoukdReadAt9609Baud https://www.instagram.com/p/CLKGcAklhaa/?igshid=1r8nh5lovnfwf

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What I hear in my head anytime someone says “#DeepState”. #DerpState #foryourfiles https://www.instagram.com/p/CLHUMBElxru/?igshid=17rx2vbjwcl6g

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#UnsolicitedThemeSongs #FloorZamboni I don’t know, these things happen https://www.instagram.com/p/CLFYsYKFvAN/?igshid=1dqvro7hi0nbn

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#TikTok hymnal. #ApologizeToJanis #sorry #filk #FailAtHashtags https://www.instagram.com/p/CK6_VRWlR2R/?igshid=6qpnwx85ucdg

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#ArtisanalGibberish : #Ships https://www.instagram.com/p/CKug6pElE6k/?igshid=jgg3pao3m4z0

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