Don't Let the Muggles Get You Down!

[accras]

“Right now is a great time to sharpen the little skills, Fine-tune the little habits, and find joy in the little things.” [x]

[taraljc]

OMG HER WEE FAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE

[neoncitybaby-deactivated2020041]

decided ima continue being a soft bitch that cares too much bc that’s what makes me me

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

[coatedwithsalt]

[lasshoe]

[zeroenthusiasm]

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[thewriterkb]

A Visual Representation of How Much Larger a Billion is than a Million.⠀ Via u/adriantwo on Reddit

*Reminder: Jeff Bezos is Worth ~111.3 Billion USD

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939

[prettypositivity]

i hope that you become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you

[notexactlycoping]

[allsonargent]

favorite characters ≡ Ben Wyatt

“I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel. I’m afraid they’re gonna rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.”

[nonsensenonstar-deactivated2012]

[fishyandclintbarton]

There will never come a time when i don’t reblog this.

Ever.

[jazminesullivan]

Cinderella prod. Whitney Houston & Debra Martin Chase, 1997

[cactusdad-deactivated20130719]

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea