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Please call me sugar bob - Michael - 20 - Australian -

[tofob]

I flat out ditched this app for Twitter @ogdump

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[theheroheart]

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

[internetwes]

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Stardew Valley is, in fact, an incredibly realistic game

[venuskissed-deactivated20180212]

every vine compilation title is so depressing they’re all like “vines that keep me sane” and “vines that cured my depression” and “vines that help me forget about my father”

[venuskissed-deactivated20180212]

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[unclefather]

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[melonkollie]

[tofob]

How dare you ask Molbo to leave! They where just being unique :(

Molbo deserves to die I was being nice in sparing his worthless life

[bestofgleecast]

[goooooooofy]

die shithead

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pantaro]

Here’s an article for context.

[wafflinator]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

it is truly awful and evil that there are millions of young girls being told that covering any imperfection in their skin and lengthening their eyelashes so as to better frame their face and trying desperately to hide the natural shape of their nose is art. that this learned practice of picking out everything you’ve been taught to hate about yourself and systematically concealing or altering these things so as to make yourself more appealing is “a form of art”. there is nothing creative about the need to ~Be Beautiful~ at the expense of being yourself

[priestlys-mohawk]

Or just let people do what makes them happy

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

or become literate

[tofob]

If you don’t agree that the beauty/makeup industry is insanely toxic particularly to young teenage girls, then you’re a moron.

[mjalti]

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

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