imagine.

IMAGINE you come out of a teeth transplant ... "suzuki i'm out alive!" you scream.. " who do you think gave you the teef?" he says, smiling

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imagine toichiro psychologically abusing the referee at his son's soccer game for giving him a yellow card

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Do yall think toichiro was breastfed? 🤔

if anyone says anything else about this topic i will kill you

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imagine touichirou barreling down a childrens slide in boston and suffering a minor head injury

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imagine touichirou splitting apart into small, color coded emotional composites of his personality

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imagine toichiro and shou go to chuck e. cheese and shou's powers accidentally bring the animatronics to life and theyre stalking and attacking toichiro five nights at freddyes style while he's trying to eat shitty pizza and pretend he isnt there

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Imagine Touichirou Suzuki eating a

In your mind-zone What is Suzuki Eating?

Expired Ibuprofen

live endangered bird

Filter Feeder/photosynthesis

sanity of everyone in his vicinity

burger (NO fucking pickles) and large dr. pepper

autocannibalism, symbolic

autocannibalism, real

Suzuki does not require sustenance. He is too good for that.

Voting ended onAug 19, 2023

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Imagine, you tell toichiro you are having trouble sleeping. "here" he says, handing you a couple of small pills "this is a special psychic Medicine manufactured by my best scientists to help you fall sleep."

"Thats shady as hell, old man, how do i know this is safe?" you ask him. He responds: "this supplement is completely safe, and made entirely from natural ingredients, i will take some myself to prove it"

He then takes one of the pills, and immediately falls face first onto the floor, he snores very loud and you do not get any sleep that night.

i would pick him up and carry him to bed and tuck him in and kiss his forehead then throw a lit match into his room and lock the door from the outside TBH ❤❤❤❤

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[ID: edit of a stock image of a walmart employee checking somebody out at the register with toichiro’s face edited on top of them. text says “IMAGINE: you are at walmart. toichiro works there now.” yellow text indicates that toichiro is saying “psychic terrorism money ain’t what it used to be, y/n” /end ID]

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Dear Pesky Citizens, the Super 5 and I have taken over Seasoning City. The Prime Minister is now a permanent guest at one of our seven esper hotels. I dare you to find him if ya can.

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[ID: edit of a youtube thumbnail of a person pointing to a pee spot on a carpet, with toichiro’s face edited over them. text on the thumbnail says “toichiro is peeing on the floor” /end ID]

imagine: he's showing you

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imagine: toichiro books a hotel room on the same weekend as a furry convention

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imagine: you teach toichiro how to play wii bowling. he doesnt attach the strap properly and the remote flies into your brand new tv screen.

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imagine doing surgery on toichiro and accidentally leaving your car keys next to his right kidney and you have to open him up again to get them but he doesnt have another appointment scheduled and called you a slur when you called him about it and now you have to break into his home and cut him open in the dead of night to get your keys out. you walked to his house

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[ID: an image of horse with toichiro's eyes and eyebrows edited over the horse's eyes /end ID]

imagine horse.

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imagine: you take toichiro to chilis for his birthday. the staff comes out and gives him his hat and sings him happy birthday. he is not smiling.

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imagine joseph trying to get toichiro to do discord kitten roleplay but toichiro cant figure out how discord works

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imagine toichiro is in front of you in line at burger king. he keeps asking for a big mac. “sir, i think you have the wrong fast food chain” says the employee for the fiftieth time. toichiro does not listen. he just keeps asking