you and 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 once—as a prank—decided to pretend that the two of you were playing a prank on 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬. it was easily one of the most entertaining things the two of you had done.
it started out with suspicious stares—eyes lingering a little too long on him, and lips a little too upturned to be considered normal. the captain raised a questioning eyebrow, and the two of you looked away too quickly, 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝'𝐬 chest ever so slightly shaking with laughter.
and then the giggles started. you'd look at 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 briefly and then back at 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝, and the two of you would break into a small fit of laughter. it was enough to peak the others' curiosity, but neither of you said anything.
after all, there wasn't anything to come forward about.
𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 suggested that you both started fixating your gazes on his scarf a bit, pretending like it was somehow related. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 took it off and looked it over twice trying to see if there was something wrong with it.
it did eventually get to the point where you and 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 couldn't even look at each other or the captain without laughing. every bit of strength had to be used to keep a straight-ish face when 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 looked at you.
he would've been a lot more annoyed if it wasn't for the fact that it was coming from their youngest—the one he truly considered to be a little brother. and unfortunately, this was little siblings behavior.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 eventually tackled the sailor to the ground randomly, demanding answers from the hysterically laughing child, not letting him move until he relented. but you swooped in like the knight in shining armor he was supposed to be and pinned 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 to the ground, giving 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 enough time and room to get out.
"there's nothing wrong with you!" the sailor cackled, fleeing with you in tow. "nothing's going on at all!"
because, well, there was nothing going on.
a/n: i do a lot of random rambles/thoughts on my smut blog. thought i'd start rambling here too
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