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blur: i am the top hat man and if i didn’t work at the british bank then maybe i could tolerate the youth of today lalalala

pulp: come closer… cause i’m going to tell you a secret… last friday night i had sex with your mother. (inhale) oh yeah. and let me tell you another secret… this coming thursday… im gonna do it again. alright.

oasis: i’m never going to die i’ll touch the sky and sex drugs and rock and roll will keep me alive

suede: is your boyfriend as bisexual as me

arsonstick

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starlightseraph

watching my gay little doctor show and my gay little religion show and my gay little time travel show and my gay little english high society show and my gay little starfleet shows and reading my gay little dostoevsky books and my gay little donna tartt books and my gay little mary shelley books and listening to my gay little rock songs and my gay little classical pieces and watching my gay little—

movedtocl0wnfuckerz

BOREO CARS

tokiruuuu

the more i think about pelle the more autistic he seems??

tokiruuuu

man i googled about it and there are so many angry people and they are idolizing! mental! unstable! young! guy and bullying other people who doesn't do this

guys chill??? what's their problem

#it's so stupid #do not touch people if you don't know how to properly talk with them???#and please stop making idols?#especially from a literally mentally ill teen????#per yngve ohlin #pelle ohlin #dead mayhem #gosh i'm so done with this type of people......

the more i think about pelle the more autistic he seems??

#he seems like a really nice guy #except that things with animals yeah......#per yngve ohlin #pelle ohlin #dead mayhem

kentodreaming

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

hogoutorlogout

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

i guess straight edge is the only straight thing about me

#thought about it and cracked up #punk #straight edge #lgbtq

remytheratking

How dare I have responsibilities when I could play a farming sim and simulate having responsibilities

blueskittlesart

knowledge long forgotten

got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description