he's a really cool cat (he has a bit of a cough)

18+ • on this blog you’ll find no seth, no amber, and a magnus on thin fucking ice • I wrote some fics once and now I work full time as an engineer so my free time is a lot more limited

[pikaflute]

[dooshbeeg]

mfs messed up when they DIDN'T give nathan eyeliner. gotta complete the look with the black nails.

[moved-to-the-somberlaiin]

the rituals ams intstrikats

[dude-amigo]

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[dart-hobbit]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[athgalla]

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[cl-a-cl-cl-y]

whoops i lied this is the last thing in the telluryan spam.

[kawaiibaphomet]

🕸️ Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic 🕸️

Just a bunch of Trindles with no rhyme or reason, lol. I just think she's hot 😚

This would've been done way sooner if I wasn't constantly distracted ;_;

[vampiricvirtue]

skwisklok

[evilphone]

for the mtl requests....... i feel like hippie nathan xplosion would be interesting

yeah!!! as much as i love the color black he also looks good in color lol <3

[papashrimpart]

he gets the hug he needed :')

[blackmetalbuckybarnes]

The Signs As Overquoted Metalaocalypse Phrases

[heisenboig]

Aries: I am dark and brutal and filled with hatred.

Taurus: It’s like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It’s kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like “Fuck you.”

Gemini: I DO COCAINE!

Cancer: I’d rather die than go to heaven

Leo: Brutal.

Virgo: We’re here to make coffee metal. We’re here to making everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Libra: Don’t you want a banana sticker?

Scorpio: What do you mean booze ain’t food? I’d rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Sagittarius: Gets dis guy out of here! Finds me a dragon!

Capricorn: AND THE WINNER IS “CINNAMON BUNS!!!” STARRING PICKLES THE DRUMMER, DIRECTED BY VODKA AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aquarius: Last night. I did it. I sucked my own cock last night!

Pisces: (Damien Cornickelson)What kind of music do you play? (Nathan Explosion) DEATH METAL!

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[doodilydingdongdethklok]

[evilphone]

Nickles Week 3/14: The 80s

I’m imagining late 80s… post SnB, pre Dethklok. 

At this point Nathan only knows Pickles as the ‘regular’ who always stinks of weed and keeps saying he used to be in a successful band. Doesn’t stop him from having a massive crush on him tho…