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[maja-paja]

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[star-angel-selkie]

im so hungryyyyyy but i only have 35 dollars and my gfs need to eat too

[star-angel-selkie]

ca$happ venmo if u wanna buy us lunch :3

[star-angel-selkie]

... or dinner...

[dyk-this-musical-song]

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Do you know this Musical Song? #397

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[terraswallows]

So happy for them 💓

[emmelyy]

I promise you were not placed on this earth to try and shrink your body until you die.

[medievaljournalist]

i just learned my destiny

[medievaljournalist]

does anyone want to trade with me

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a t t a tatt a at t ag ca tgt t a c a t a ca AG T A T/TATT ATT A G C TTA AG T TAT T CT T ac tt!

Closest match: Hottonia palustris genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Water Violet

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[faustique]

can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, medicine, and sunshine and somehow we said collectively, 'cool, let's invent debt, capitalism, and war.'

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*